The Pre Show. It's a 30 minute long infomercial reminding me of shit I already heard and spoiling shit I'm about to hear. (except I don't listen to it)
I work at night, and the worst is listening in the early morning before the live show. You hear yesterday's show, then Sam talking about yesterday's show on the post-show, then Sam talking about yesterday's show again on the pre-show. Same material 3 times in a row. Great stuff.
She sounds like a soul-less 80s ad at the beginning of a VHS Porn Tape. She would be more convincing if she had a normal voice. She makes you want to hit her instead of fuck her.
All of them. They are just so low rent and sleazy. The Ashley Madison ones creeped me out. www.cheatonyourwife.com isn't something I want to hear about.
I've not had it for a few months now for those reasons and now I'm considering going back but not sure if it's worth it.
Shade45 has really good content, they only play songs from their playlist briefly in between shows. I don't know what I would listen to if I didn't like hip hop
whatsyourprice.com, but it's more of a love/hate thing. when the girl says "MEOW" i want to bite a hole through my steering wheel. that said, my girlfriend is more irritated hearing their commercial than she is chip, so i do get at least some enjoyment out of it.
i love tommy z man because he clearly has no one in his service brave enough to give him an honest opinion about his shitty commercials. it's like a microcosm of the whole opie situation.
Barracuda.com — nothing is more irritating than fake advertising banter, especially the voice constantly saying "no". His inflection drives me to near madness.
Steven Singer. Seriously - fuck that guy and whatever the fuck he is selling. With the shitty public domain blues guitar, and the stupid fucking business name, I would rather die in an aids fire than purchase one of his faggoty roses.
Yes, a new pair of shoes allows me to walk better and stand for longer periods of time, which is of great importance to those hiring employees for shitty jobs. Then, a new TV will allow me to watch other humans interacting, and by mimmicking them, I can develop character and charisma, and then use those attributes to network, get promoted, make more money, buy better shoes and a bigger TV, and repeat indefinately.
Most people seem to forget that these commercials for the most part are not specific to just o&a but to all SXM. With the exception of Steven singer jewelers and a few others.
42 comments
20 kgt5003 2014-06-03
The Pre Show. It's a 30 minute long infomercial reminding me of shit I already heard and spoiling shit I'm about to hear. (except I don't listen to it)
3 drexler57346 2014-06-03
I work at night, and the worst is listening in the early morning before the live show. You hear yesterday's show, then Sam talking about yesterday's show on the post-show, then Sam talking about yesterday's show again on the pre-show. Same material 3 times in a row. Great stuff.
16 Wsallgood 2014-06-03
Adam and Eve.
"Fellas, have you ever wanted something sooooo bad?"
Yes, to punch you in the throat.
4 fedswatching 2014-06-03
Her "sexy" voice is the worrrssttt
13 arobben 2014-06-03
Enter code DULL. That's d-o-l-l DULL.
2 sexylarrytate 2014-06-03
She sounds like a soul-less 80s ad at the beginning of a VHS Porn Tape. She would be more convincing if she had a normal voice. She makes you want to hit her instead of fuck her.
14 BeerCanThick 2014-06-03
All of them. They are just so low rent and sleazy. The Ashley Madison ones creeped me out. www.cheatonyourwife.com isn't something I want to hear about.
4 Alienmonkey 2014-06-03
That and the fact that I don't pay for satellite radio to listen to fucking commercials.
Stations playing the same song over and over again and pointless commercials like the ones on O&A make me consider canceling service.
3 fedswatching 2014-06-03
I've not had it for a few months now for those reasons and now I'm considering going back but not sure if it's worth it.
Shade45 has really good content, they only play songs from their playlist briefly in between shows. I don't know what I would listen to if I didn't like hip hop
10 sexylarrytate 2014-06-03
Off shore or automated phone tree support OK?
9 janedoe2893 2014-06-03
What's Your Price dot com. Fucking whores like that make good women like me look bad.
4 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-06-03
Shut up you filt'y HOOAH
8 [deleted] 2014-06-03
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6 racecartitty 2014-06-03
whatsyourprice.com, but it's more of a love/hate thing. when the girl says "MEOW" i want to bite a hole through my steering wheel. that said, my girlfriend is more irritated hearing their commercial than she is chip, so i do get at least some enjoyment out of it.
1 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-06-03
Good man.
5 sexylarrytate 2014-06-03
Chuck Woolery can take out his dentures and suck my ass.
3 holodog 2014-06-03
It isn't gree-zy.
4 cascadianfarmer 2014-06-03
I wouldn't know. A nice man edits all that shit out of my morning download. :)
2 [deleted] 2014-06-03
Is that the same one who tells you to pretend that your tongue is now a urinal cake?
1 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-06-03
Not everybody's landlord does that man, find a new place to live.
3 Abarf 2014-06-03
"fellas" whore and "Tommy z man" of famous smoke should both be necklaced.
1 h3yf3ll6 2014-06-03
i love tommy z man because he clearly has no one in his service brave enough to give him an honest opinion about his shitty commercials. it's like a microcosm of the whole opie situation.
1 your_message_here 2014-06-03
I almost got a job there, thankful they didn't want me, I was desperate at the time.
2 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-06-03
Judging by your comments you're still pretty pathetic right now.
1 your_message_here 2014-06-03
Good one.
3 cunnindel 2014-06-03
That fuckin Cigar one, fuck that guy.
4 Hahrrgis 2014-06-03
Tommy Semen, I think that's his name.
3 PhilipeNegro 2014-06-03
Barracuda.com — nothing is more irritating than fake advertising banter, especially the voice constantly saying "no". His inflection drives me to near madness.
3 CowsAreCurious 2014-06-03
I'd take any commercial over their terrible production bits.
2 Holyhackjack 2014-06-03
Steven Singer. Seriously - fuck that guy and whatever the fuck he is selling. With the shitty public domain blues guitar, and the stupid fucking business name, I would rather die in an aids fire than purchase one of his faggoty roses.
13 [deleted] 2014-06-03
It sounds like you Hate Steven Singer!TM
2 yadungooft 2014-06-03
Barracuda because of that awful music bed that keeps stopping and starting. so enraging.
2 Ahall75 2014-06-03
Will a new pair of shoes make you a better person? Will a new TV get you further in life?
2 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-06-03
Yes, a new pair of shoes allows me to walk better and stand for longer periods of time, which is of great importance to those hiring employees for shitty jobs. Then, a new TV will allow me to watch other humans interacting, and by mimmicking them, I can develop character and charisma, and then use those attributes to network, get promoted, make more money, buy better shoes and a bigger TV, and repeat indefinately.
1 Ahall75 2014-06-03
That's exactly how I reason through that dumb commercial.
2 jeverhart81 2014-06-03
I'm going old school XM here but the"Tell them about the discount Harry" used to be the worst...
1 sybaritical 2014-06-03
Barracuda wouldn't be so bad if they didn't play ads for like 3 or 4 of their services in a row. They're all shit, even the Getaroom.com guy.
1 cajunbander 2014-06-03
Fucking Big Lou and whatever the fuck they sell.
"Call Big Lou, he's just like you!" No he's not, he needs to contract AIDS and die of "pneumonia".
1 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-06-03
Mysterious case of pneumonia
1 havingmadfun 2014-06-03
Most people seem to forget that these commercials for the most part are not specific to just o&a but to all SXM. With the exception of Steven singer jewelers and a few others.
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1 EvictYou 2014-06-03
The Runyan 5K that circles Yankee Stadium... Yes... We know... Same copy every year.
1 ss476hawk 2014-06-03
Tell them about the discount harry! Still haunts my dreams...
1 dochattan 2014-06-03
Yea, that Barracuda one is terrible.