Well The Moth is a alternative story series. There's a podcast you can subscribe to. They are really good some of them. But I don't know if they just lifted this and published it for him like that. Mike Distafano has a great one very funny and touching.
lol you have the impotent rage and the pathological lying complex of someone who had daddy's prick up their ass when they were a kid. Tell us, was it daddy, or was it an uncle, or one of mommy's friends who would touch you late at night? It's only a matter of time before you become a child rapist yourself, if you're not a filthy pederast already. Talk about pathetic, your repressed rage comign out on the internet is not going to erase years of getting your asshole mangled by a trusted adult...do the right thing, eat a bottle of sleeping pills, lie down and never wake up. Do it before you start touching kids.
Hitting all the usual cut-and-paste points, "lonely boy", "cunt", more copies of Jimmy's act done poorly and in what I imagine to be a sloppy, slurry precariat's accent.
"You get told to kill yourself, dismissed and are sent on your way"
Yet I don't, and it bothers you...I know it does. You want my approval so badly I can smell it on you, how desperate you are for approval. "Did I suck your dick good enough, Daddy?" Must bring back some memories for you, yeah?
Well for one this is old. But this entire series of stories that night were comics telling stories that were more emotional than funny. That was the purpose of the event. A lot of comics told stories that made themselves cry or choke up. Lot of stories about people dying of cancer and shit. It was brutal. Not many hecklers though.
41 comments
45 kgt5003 2014-06-02
Billy Burr got on stage that night with two very bad knees and a dream of becoming a successful professional comedian..
12 Arctic_Drunkey 2014-06-02
Annnndddddd???
21 Phrunkis2 2014-06-02
And I thank God that dream came true!
3 iamcolinquim 2014-06-02
ooohhh it came true, good for him
0 Wsallgood 2014-06-02
I thank God that dream cam--boo hoo.
0 Mrcoxie 2014-06-02
Well did that dream ever come true?
1 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-06-02
No cocksucka go fawk yaself tss
23 JMueller2012 2014-06-02
Billy's got a big heart. Remember when he choked up on Conan talking about Patrice?
8 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-06-02
He's a fuckin fagit
19 opiesucks 2014-06-02
pffffttt... jeeeEZus christ.
16 beavvv 2014-06-02
Through your tears
9 [deleted] 2014-06-02
Whaaaat a feeeeehg
5 GoFudgeUrself 2014-06-02
damn
5 regis69 2014-06-02
It wasn't a doll! It was a puppet!
5 harriswill 2014-06-02
SMOKE EM UP BILLY!
1 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-06-02
This is what happens when you spill paint in the garage.....
4 CodeineCaptain 2014-06-02
Are all standups good story tellers? Because this was powerful.
-1 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-06-02
Are you a real human?
1 [deleted] 2014-06-02
Was this a normal comedy show, or some kind of alternative story teller show?
5 tonycolrad 2014-06-02
Well The Moth is a alternative story series. There's a podcast you can subscribe to. They are really good some of them. But I don't know if they just lifted this and published it for him like that. Mike Distafano has a great one very funny and touching.
1 FredericaBimmel 2014-06-02
Yeah, ive heard the distafano one on ona and i actually heard it on npr too. Id like to hear more shit like that. Ill have to check it out.
0 ArkL 2014-06-02
Wow his dad was sociopath to a tee.
2 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-06-02
Should have got him together with Breuer's mom, they could have cancelled each other out
-2 [deleted] 2014-06-02
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0 Ebhagz 2014-06-02
Aw man this was uncomfortable feel sorry for young Billy
-2 semperconstans 2014-06-02
Was that Ben Bailey on the guitar...with hair!!?
-17 pekingoose 2014-06-02
gee,that was uncomfortable.
hope the boys rip it when they come back.
7 boogsuge 2014-06-02
I don't think you get things.
0 pekingoose 2014-06-02
or stuff
-11 ShakesTheClown- 2014-06-02
What's not to get? He cried like a little faggot. If this were any other comic the b-b-b-boys would rip them to shreds, deservedly so.
1 pekingoose 2014-06-02
Burr would rip into it himself.
2 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-06-02
Billy wouldn't take shit so serious to begin with. All the cunts around here get so emotional.
1 creep_boot 2014-06-02
The attention seeking, fake account, tough guy that will soon beg in endless replies to get left alone.
Pathetic. Kill yourself you lonely cunt.
2 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-06-02
Take a deep breath buddy, it's gonna be okay.
0 ShakesTheClown- 2014-06-02
lol you have the impotent rage and the pathological lying complex of someone who had daddy's prick up their ass when they were a kid. Tell us, was it daddy, or was it an uncle, or one of mommy's friends who would touch you late at night? It's only a matter of time before you become a child rapist yourself, if you're not a filthy pederast already. Talk about pathetic, your repressed rage comign out on the internet is not going to erase years of getting your asshole mangled by a trusted adult...do the right thing, eat a bottle of sleeping pills, lie down and never wake up. Do it before you start touching kids.
1 [deleted] 2014-06-02
Was waiting for you to call him baby boy this subreddit is full of pathetic jimmy wannabes
1 ShakesTheClown- 2014-06-02
Did I even say baby boy you little faggot?
1 creep_boot 2014-06-02
Kill yourself you filthy lonely cunt.
1 creep_boot 2014-06-02
This is what the psychologists describe as projection.
Poorly written projection admittedly, so poorly written it's demeaning to witness, but still counts as projection.
Use a paragraph or a line-break once in a while you lonely, attention seeking, fake-account, cunt.
And still no conversation for you, lonely boy. You get told to kill yourself, dismissed, and are sent on your way.
1 ShakesTheClown- 2014-06-02
Hitting all the usual cut-and-paste points, "lonely boy", "cunt", more copies of Jimmy's act done poorly and in what I imagine to be a sloppy, slurry precariat's accent.
"You get told to kill yourself, dismissed and are sent on your way"
Yet I don't, and it bothers you...I know it does. You want my approval so badly I can smell it on you, how desperate you are for approval. "Did I suck your dick good enough, Daddy?" Must bring back some memories for you, yeah?
1 creep_boot 2014-06-02
Remember when your act was the angry one liner? Go back and read them.
So what exactly happened to that edgy tough guy?
Now look at you, whining and crying like a brat. It's the contrast, then, now.
See how easy it was for me to knock that pathetic mask off and expose you for the social misfit loser you clearly know you are.
And you did it to yourself, you outed yourself. I just had to wind you up.
A pathetic tedious act, pure pretence, painfully obvious, and all the while there's this tear stained faggot hiding behind it. Tragic.
Kill yourself lonely cunt.
2 kgt5003 2014-06-02
Well for one this is old. But this entire series of stories that night were comics telling stories that were more emotional than funny. That was the purpose of the event. A lot of comics told stories that made themselves cry or choke up. Lot of stories about people dying of cancer and shit. It was brutal. Not many hecklers though.