Jay Mohr smashing Gervais, Seinfeld and Louie ballwashing

52  2014-05-30 by [deleted]

http://youtu.be/KxYDcuYwH6o?t=7m11s

^ Queued up to start at the point where Mohr bashes them.

Love Louie, love Gervais, don't really like Mohr, but god damn this clip is a legendary one.

He was able to hit on every little flaw in Gervais and Louie's mannerisms, I will never look at Gervais' laugh the same again.

The show Mohr is talking about:

Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKHTzN2ghOU

Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYN3SSTCqj0

Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy_ErBsFMs0

Part 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV4zEmaELeg

95 comments

Jay's mimic abilities are uncanny and he does nail their mannerisms to a tee, but I can't help but feel he was holding a lot of resentment for earlier in the show where Louis bluntly said "why don't you ever let anyone talk?" when Mohr was hyper-actively plowing over everyone.

Right. Jay was butthurt about being put on the pay-no-mind list. His shows with Opie were the fucking worst.

He was butthurt but he also was justified. CK and Gervais were jerking each other off that whole show. Not that it was that bad though. Personally I'm still upset that Gervais hurt huggable-boy's feelings by thinking he was Bob Kelly.

He thought Jimmy was Bawwbby?

huggable-boy's feelings

Ugh. Yuck.

He's a sweet boy and you're just jealous

Shaddap.

Not as bad as Derosa and Opie shows.

I actually felt the Opie and Derosa shows were decent because Opie was the confident seasoned radio vet in that situation. I believe it gave him back some mojo.

Derosa is kind of hit or miss, but I actually like the guy.

Opie thrives when he is the "Alpha and Omega" of the room. That doesnt happen very much...but that show he did alone with Derosa was perfect for him. He is confident when he is in control and feels like the most respected guy on mic. When he is with anyone else...he is insecure and it comes through over the air more and more each year.

The answer to Louis question is cocaine. Jay knows it and couldn't be to hurt by the comment

All kinds of other drugs were once fair game to him though, but I think weed is the only thing he's touched in 15 years.

EDIT: I'm wrong about no cocaine. Jay hinted that's something he used to during this weeks podcast with mark McGrath.

How about that hilarious bit he does about smoking PCP with Tracy Morgan? Oh wait that was another comedians experience/bit and Jay just stole it to use as his own.

Bert tells the story on Joe Rogan Experience and prefaces it with "Jay Mohr does this story on stage, we have an agreement, he's my friend and not a thief".

Jay went into a lot of detail in the WTF podcast with Maron (I think that's what it's called).

The summary is Jay was repeatedly asked to tell the story, and after a while finally gave in and told it on stage in front of Kercher. He continued to tell it on stage in front of Kercher multiple times with him being totally fine with it. Then after a few weeks/months of telling the story, he spent a week telling the story as if it happened to him. After that week he realized after talking with his wife that it was a really shitty thing to do, so he went back with using Kercher as the character.

The whole controversy is so stupid.

I heard Bert kreischer explain on the air once that it was a story that he didn't want to do on stage and he said Jay could have it. I guess the reason he didnt want to do it was that he couldnt do a Tracy impression....i dont know.

That's exactly what happened

You need to stop suckin Paulie's bird

This is when OnA started to notice Louis fame and now they just interview him instead of shoot the shit

True Louie even said he likes to just talk and not do interviews and of course opie followed that by asking a logistical question about extras on the set

"I'm the guy who can't read the room...THATS THE BIT. If you cant see that, then the show has passed you by."

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The thing is, Louie doesn't stop by as often and not only that, the time he's gone the dude does a LOT. Back when Louie came in all the time, he didn't have anything going on, but it's totally different now. Of course you want to ask him about everything going on instead of just wanting to sit back and fuck with some callers.

That's not what he wants though. He said so himself that he's tired of having to do interviews and wishes he could just hang. It's the boys fault for treating every appearance like an interview now.

Louie's last appearance was a promo for his show. I got the impression that was all he wanted to talk about.

You nailed it. Right on

It would almost be better for Louis not to come on with them anymore. The relationship seems so odd now. This is a guy that was coming in 2-3 days per week for a couple years and sitting in constantly...chumming it up with everyone. Now when he comes in, he's just another celebrity. I dont know why, but I feel awkward for OnA when Louis comes on now. He seems to be "big timing" them.

I know Mohr can be jealous at times, but this was not jealousy just annoyance at ballwashing going on between Louis and Ricky. They were totally cunty here.

No, Ricky and Louis were hilarious, Jay was annoying as fuck that day. This is pure uncut jealousy.

EDIT: Jay got angry at louie for not caring about some stupid award during that show. Fucking gay. Jay Mohr is fucking gay.

No, no they weren't, no he wasn't. No it is not.

Jay Mohr repeats himself incessantly. That day Ronnie B had a great line with "Do you have half slices?" as a gay guy ordering pizza and Jay repeated it ad nauseum while other people were talking. That's the only thing I remember specifically about that show, but based on the fact that it's Jay Mohr I'm gonna guess he recited lines from old movies, then repeated them several times.

I will say that when Jay hears something he wants to imitate precisely, he does repeat it a lot. Also, on his podcast he constantly big ups so many different people, I think he just repeated it because he loved the line. I don't think he's being an ass, I think he just loves it and is in the moment and goofing off and whatnot.

Jay Mohr loves him some Ronnie B. I wonder how many lines he's stolen from him.

Ecch, that reply. Jay Mohr is not funny. He is a hack with a stupid ugly wife that he worships. His podcast is him being extremely nervous while kissing whatever ass is in front of him. His funniest bit is a lie that didn't even happen to him, but to another comedian that he 'borrowed' the bit from.

Take as long as you need. There's no rush, no pressure. Go away and have a proper long think about it. Give it some genuine consideration. And when you're done, and only when you are satisfied, come back here and explain to us why you somehow believe anyone gives a fuck as to what you think.

Wow, that really hit home. Thanks man. You seem like a funny and cool guy.

lol you got your ass waxed just now

You're the worst kind of faggot, kindly end your life and put an end to your mother's regret and suffering.

...with a stupid ugly wife that he worships.

Yikes, you weren't kidding. She's a plastic disaster.

That show that mohr was refering to was great. I think it was also the paul reiser interview with ron. And the gervais interview was taped that day and broadcast later. Im not a huge jay mohr fan but he was absolutely right and its cool he actually had the balls to say what everyone else was thinking. Take em to the zoo rock.

He actually had the balls to say nothing while they were there and he was in the room. Later when they were gone he talked about it over the phone to O&A. Some balls.

Dude they are ALL pussies. They talk shit when the person isn't there and kiss tgeir asses in front of them. Patrice was the only one to legitimately have some balls and didn't suck up to whoever was there with him.

Gonna have to agree here. Anyone remember when Louis was on the show and said he sat next to jay mohr on a plane and said he hated him then they were on the show together much later and Louis started complimenting him. Another highlight was jay mohr would passive aggressively call in when Otto and george were on and Otto finally lost it and said something like "this lil cunt calls in everytime I'm promoting something"

I get the feeling Louis genuinely dislikes Jay for whatever reason and Jay is upset by it. Whenever they're both on together now Jay will bombard Louis with compliments on his comedy to try and make Louis like him and Louis will just be like "thanks man". I think that's why he was so annoyed at the "ballwashing".

Maybe because Patrice looked like he could easily put most people through a wall.

yeah i noticed in the next Louie O&A visit Jay is also there again and just sliiiimes all over Louie with compliments and praise

Point taken

Jay's feelings got hurt when Louis told him to shut up. That's 100% what that call was about

Mohr should stick to doing impressions of funnier people

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Jay Mohr is a jealous asshole that steals jokes and does a few good impressions over and over again which is essentially all his shitty podcast is anyway. Maybe we should ask Rick Shapiro what he thinks about ol' Jay Mohr since Jay seems to have an opinion on everyone else.

You mean Jay Mohr-Cox?

I listen to Mohr's podcast once in a while when he has someone interesting on and the way washes his wife's balls makes Gervais and CK look like novices. It's fucking nauseating.

Mohr-Cox? I want more cunts tsssss

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Mohr is a douchebag supreme. Enough with him.

Sick of that stupid fucking S they all add to his name too.

Hmm, I always thought it was a "z" that they added on.

Regardless, why do they do that?

Because he's shootin blanks

Jay has said on his podcast that that's how black people refer to him and then do a black impression: "you fuckin funny jay mohrs"

Not only is Mohr jealous, but Louie hates him, along with all joke thieves. Gervais, friend of Louie, took sides with Louie. Obvious. They had probably discussed Mohr's thieveries many times before. Comics talk. What Mohr said about Louie training with Mickey Ward and calling Seinfeld a miestro, those were right on the money. Louie deserves a smack for those reasons.

Suck one dick and you're a faggot forever. Steal one joke and your a piece of shit joke thief! C'mon, is Jay that bad?

Yes, he's that bad. He's stolen several jokes.

stealing a joke is the equivalent of taking someone else's child and saying he/she is your son/daughter

Thanks OP, havent heard this. Full disclosure, Jay Mohr gets on my nerves. That being said, I must admit that he just destroys Gervais and Louie in this, world class beat down, holy shit lol

No problem buddy

Yeah Jay is great at destroying Louis CK, except later on after this when he was in studio with Louis, those balls got a good washing.

/u/bambonk really hates Jay Mohr.

I was waiting for people to go to the pool and boy did i get hot under the collar

I feel like his podcast has become unlistenable. Used to be funny but now it is just ass kissing

I'll summarize it for those who haven't listened:

"My wife says I'm an actor who does comedy."

"My wife writes my stuff, she's hilarious - she's a comic."

"My wife's a go-er man, did I ever tell you the story? We were in a hotel and after she went to bed I decided to make a 'map of Hawaii.' She catches me jerkin it and says, "Is this something you need to do?" Because I'm a sure thing, you can just wake me up."

"My priest surfs!"

With that being said, when Jay steps away from interviewing his guests and stops lapping up their (or his wife's) ass hole, he is very entertaining. I think Jay is at his best when he's a guest. I do have a soft spot for him (despite all the criticism) and he's been a friend of the show for years.

Jay is really at home when he is hosting a tv/entertainment show. He was awesome filling in for Rome on Rome is Burning back in the day... and also when he did that Andy Cohen Bravo show. He is funny/entertaining enough to do those 30 minute shows. When he feels like he has to be "interesting" for an hour.... its TOO MUCH MOHR.

If he wasn't insulting people better than him, would we be talking about him right now? :)

That smiley you put at the end made me want to rape your mouth.

I bet you want a lot of things you can't have.

You sure got me there, sport!

Story of my life, right? Shoot.

I love Jay, and I've listened to 90% of all Mohr Stories podcasts....but Jay has washed the balls of dozens and dozens of his guests....people of reasonable but not blinding talent like Eric Roberts and John DiMaggio.

Brody Stephens and Gary Gulman both had episodes had zero laughs and turned into a full interventions. that can be interesting stuff, but it wasnt because I didn't get any feel for how funny those guys can be when they're performing. It just seemed like two mental patients.

You know, I was all ready to defend Nikki Cox because I thought she was pretty good looking. Then I googled her and the first result was this:

http://www.celebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/nikki_cox_2.jpg

Holy christ.

That said, as irritating as Mohr is, you have to admire the fact that he would shit all over those two whom many would consider to be otherwise untouchable. But really that's all Mohr has got on them, an impression.

If you really want your mind blown...

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Fuck, I'm surprised that bag is big enough to hold his self-respect.

I was expecting something much sexier considering the title.

I really dont understand why people love Louis so much. I find him to be an arrogant, miserable fanta pants twat

Mohr knocked this one out of the park.

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This is brilliant.

Mohr isn't wrong, Seinfeld is an awful comedian. His show was great but that was due to the excellent writing and cast they surrounded him with.

I had never heard this, but it's amazing. Mohr is awesome for calling this out.

Mohr is a piece of shit (stealing Bert's TrayMo story, pretending his wife doesn't look like a monster), but he was 100% right about this.

One of the best bits ever on the show.

Bert is on the record that he gave Jay permission to use it so Jay could have more use for his Tracy Morgan impression.

Still douchey.

lame shit cant even adopt an unwanted kid

Mohr isn't just jealous, he has become very Catholic (and less funny) in the last few years and resents two outspoken atheists.

Put him on with Penn, in ten minutes he'll end up never speaking again.

Good

Oh no, looks like Paulie the bird has the multi-millionaire's number. Bahahaha, jealous Nobody cunt.

Honestly, what has he done? He's always the motherfucker around a motherfucker. Bring up his Walken and I will smother you with my nutsack like a Bane mask.

Professional hanger-on, like a cluster of fat ticks.

Nobody's gonna open their bitch man pleaser to disagree with me?

I think you are in the wrong sub?

/r/gaybros is that way ---->

You sure got me there, sport!

Regardless, why do they do that?

Still douchey.