Amy is a good looking ugly chick.

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If that had been an hour and forty-nine minutes, I still would have watched the whole thing.

well said

How can anyone in their right mind say Amy Schumer is any kind of attractive? She looks like a Cabbage Patch doll.

She has some pictures/videos she looks decent. This is not one of them.

I'd still fuck her just to say I did.

I'd fuck her, definitely. But I might not tell anyone.

Zinger! No one has ever pointed that out before.

For the record, she can have my babies any time.

You're probably fat and ugly too, so it works.

Hahah. Well no, but I do prefer women with some meat on the bone.

Do you have any more original zingers to share with us?

I'm on painkillers and muscle relaxants. I've got nothin'.

except some wild dreams headed your way.

Wow. I just realized, now that I'm not in my medicated state, how uncalled for my comment was. My apologies. Maybe we got off on the wrong foot.

Wow, thanks. No big deal. I wasn't withering in despair. I know you as a generally good egg on this sub so I wasn't taking it to heart.

A touch of the Regular Joes about him

He's aging surprisingly well.

It's called plastic surgery.

That's how I imagine Bobo is in an elevator...

or a car ride...fucking horrific.

Da-do you loike dogs? I have 2 dawgs in by house in queens...

I wish I had been driving in snow and hit an abutment. he wouldn't shut up, he filled the entire ride with needless conversation

Oi-oi-oi'm famous on twiduhhrrrr

I'm not looyyyinguh

"It's what dumb people do to try to feel intellectual... they look at the sides of planes and say "WELL IF YOU LOOK AT THE VECTOR"...

mirror for interlopers?

I'm not looyyyinguh