I shudder to think how mind-blowingly dumb you are, if you think these dummies are well spoken (CQ being the exception).

A PhD in cock sucking?

player hating dickhead

FAWKIN HOMERUN OLDCHUNKOFCOAL YOU FAWKIN KNOCKED THAT ONE OUTTA THE PARK

the guy with the name "rawdoggydogg" has a PHD?

Should go get yourself some HIV, ya douche

If RawDog wasn't a channel that Ron and Fezzy moved to, I might agree with you.

Mien Kampf

The Dictionary

I watched some rap documentary on Netflix and there was a rapper who read the dictionary every day to improve his vocabulary in rap battles. It's almost exactly the same thing you're looking for. Go get a dictionary you no-words-knowing fuck

Nation of Islam converts do it while in prison.

Rich Vos parks outside that prisons, gets out of his car, stares at it, and thinks about those converts reading dicionaries. Mm, yeah. Prison is so hot.

It was a joke, sir.

Everybody Poops.

Isn't this an REM song?

Yeah, it's called Shiny Happy People.

The Protocols of the Elders of Zion is a real page-turner.

You should read something that you relate to, like a Confederacy of Dunces.

If you've got a Kindle, read some literature classics in the Amazon store. Many are free to download. Google any number of lists of famous and/or important literature and authors and cross-reference a bit to see what tickles your fancy. Reading and enjoying literature is an aquired skill, but it's very much worth it in the end.

is this a joke?

Of course not. Did you think O&A fans were highly literate? You go listen to NPR if you're one of those fuckers.

Read Jimmy's book

Read Tolstoy. I'd start with the Death OF Ivan Ilyich And Other Stories translated Pevear & Volokhonsky, then go on to Anna Karenina or War & Peace.

Shut up, ass.

fight me faggot!

Do you read, John? Do you read booksh??

Yeah, I read, okay. Now c'mon.

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The boys favorite book is Mike Tysons biography apparently.

Buy this book and keep it in the bathroom: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0195382757?pc_redir=1400641686&robot_redir=1

Try to polish off a book every week or two. If it's a weekday, if I'm not watching sports on TV, I'm reading -- for three to four hours a night. Even putting the Yanks on mute if I'm engorged in a particular book. I recommend Amazon Kindle books through your laptop. You can highlight a word and get its meaning instantly. I scored a 710 verbal (with a pathetic 580 in math) on my SATs 12 years and probably three-hundred books ago, but I still find words I don't know.

Read what you enjoy. I love history, the odd autobiography, and fiction piece once in a while. If you find non-fiction interesting, that's your taste. There isn't anything wrong with not knowing a word. The real losers are those who don't highlight the word to see its meaning.

In the true spirit of this board I will add keywords: AIDS, Bobo, Lady Di, retard (Opie), pedophile, Anthony, tranny, Norton.

Go to the thrift store and buy some of those old Ripley's Believe It Or Not books. You can double your vocabulary AND learn about freaks at the same time! Plus there's often huge, full color pictures of those freaks.

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reading is for bitch niggas