Put on your douche hats: America's Got Talent Judges Twerk It Out!

3  2014-05-24 by [deleted]

22 comments

What the fuck happened to you, Howard?

I grew up idolizing this guy and now he's embarrassing himself weekly on a show marketed to 40 year old house wives. This is the same guy who did the "nigger hatin hat" bit and introduced the world to Hank the angry, drunken Dwarf.

What the fuck.

Play the game and get $$$

Or

Don't play the game and get stuck in a broom closet

He would have had plenty of money even if he never did satellite.

He would have had plenty of money even if he never did America's Got Talent but that didn't stop him from being a goof on national TV for 15+ million a season.

He grew a vagina.

Becoming an A lister changes people, usually for the worse.

Not even going to click the link. Guy used to be great, I don't want to see what he's become.

Worse is that he subjects his listeners to discussions about that dreck. It is a tough morning for me when my choices are Howard talking about his talent show or the O&A Preshow.

The WHAT hating hat bit?

Yeah, I'm not gonna listen to that talentless hack.

Ho Ho want me to twerk for you Robin?

[Douche hat removal with a shotgun joke]

I would do anything to fuck Heidi Klum.

Anything.

Kidnapping seems like your most realistic option right now bro

Maybe you're right. So far scarring my own face and spending too much time in the sun hasn't born any fruit.

This is truly people selling their soul to be famous

I invented twerking, hoo hoo!

Hoo hoo, little punty likes it when I twerk. I used to be outrageous.

I really liked Stern. I really did.

Glad to see Howie hasn't lost a step or two in his old age....

Howard....why man, just...why?