I still hate Roland. I hate the shitty guests that he brings in, his stupid lazy voice, his fat fucking face and his smug fucking attitude. I would like to send him to Afghanistan to disable land mines, but the children in nearby villages might drown in the ensuing lard. So this will have to do.

I think that it is clear that the Hawk is the only one who should have the name "Slobbo" bandied about. He is willing to take one or two for the team, he does his fucking job and in general he seems to get it. Roland does not "get it" unless "it" is capable of clogging an artery. He is an atrocity, foisted upon us in the same manner that Lady Di and her disgusting self is.

Therefore, I propose that from this day forth he be referred to as BLOBBO when people call in to voice objection to his useless presence.

I am sure that I'm not the first person to use this title for him, but it is a good name for a man of shit stock.