Didn't Patrice once describe her as a "half-melted Barbie doll"?

imagine waking up in the middle of the night to get a nice glass of wurter and that thing emerges from the darkness. She looks like Anthony 30 years from now in drag.

She's got great tits. Everything else is horrible. But when I do look at those fun bags I just feel like they are riddled with cancer lumps.

That's just the pockets of fat transplants.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma8lmstAAa1qzhnmco1_500.png

"Did ya out your makeup on with a paintball gun?"

I wonder what she looked like in the 80s

To be fair she probably was hot like in 1940. Come on guys she was pretty funny on the super show.

I bet she was a real dish on the 50's. Or the 40's.

sandy, she isnt that bad for a living corpse