Why was fake roland suspended?
41 2014-05-19 by [deleted]
I say we mark that fat fuck as spam in retaliation. It's annoying how those losers coddle that fat waste of life.
41 2014-05-19 by [deleted]
I say we mark that fat fuck as spam in retaliation. It's annoying how those losers coddle that fat waste of life.
62 comments
44 [deleted] 2014-05-19
It's because Roland is a manipulating piece of shit who has everyone walking around on eggshells so he doesn't melt down, like the big fat ugly drama queen he is.
They're Roland's bitch, and I'm embarrassed for them.
26 Touch_Of_Red 2014-05-19
Yeah it's like they walkin on eggrolls, right?
5 LDChip 2014-05-19
Fuckin' home run, Touch!
-6 [deleted] 2014-05-19
I'm walking on sunshine!
-4 Bick_Bickerson 2014-05-19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJokRFEAupg
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5 thehighground 2014-05-19
I think it is because hes most likely to shoot up the work space but we can say whatever we want so fuck that fat blob of shit in his multiple chin rolls
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3 pfhor 2014-05-19
I've always assumed they're just afraid of burning bridges with the publicists he knows, you know quite well he'd be bitter enough to spread some venom around if his disgusting gut got offended outside the show's boundaries.
33 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-05-19
Joe DeRosa contacted Twitter on his behalf and said "they're fucking with his livelihood!"
18 [deleted] 2014-05-19
Jesus Christ, Joe, your livelihood?
31 shyduck 2014-05-19
Is it still cringe radio when I cringed hearing them all talk about blocking the guy? They were all in with it, now all of a sudden they do a 180.
53 kgt5003 2014-05-19
Roland prob had an off-air meltdown to them about it so they had to change their tune. Isn't it great how it's hilarious when O&A fans fuck with other radio programs on their behalf often to the point where the shows have to shut down their websites and alter their segments cause they can't take calls but if fake Roland fucks around with their show in a hilarious way that has resulted in some great radio for everyone suddenly it's not ok.
19 CUNTYMOM 2014-05-19
of course he did, he is the only one to make the boys change there mind, just like with the cronut guy, they could give a shit about him but roland needed them to be nice.
someone needs to stop this thing
3 tehjarvis 2014-05-19
Ty Bentley handled days upon days of harassment better than Roland has handled a handful of fake Twitter accounts. That says a lot. Roland is such an extremely unprofessional child that it's an embarrassment to the show. He's closer to being Bobo than he is to being an actual radio professional. Jimmy HAS to hate him.
2 kgt5003 2014-05-19
I would think they all have to be fed up with him but feel some sense of loyalty to him. If they were in a situation where ratings still mattered I think they'd handle his shit differently.
-2 [deleted] 2014-05-19
It's like they drank all their medicine or sumthin...tssss
11 undersight 2014-05-19
Lol. Was it Opie who said it first? As soon as one of them said it they each said "yeah I blocked him too!" one by one. What little bitches.
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24 Ebhagz 2014-05-19
Or just make a bunch more fake Roland accounts. They can't block all of them
9 Motorboat_Jones 2014-05-19
@rolandøs99 coming up
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16 clarkiswhite 2014-05-19
I have a question: has anyone on the show addressed the HATRED that the O&A fan base have for Roland? And if they have, how has he responded? Is there proof of a response?
30 Streeb-Greebling 2014-05-19
I think the next time the listeners raid another radio station's facebook, the posts should be flooded with Roland hate photoshops. There's nothing they love more than reading out what gets posted, so they'd have to at least acknowledge it.
19 odinsfollo 2014-05-19
THIS!!! Please start making your roland photoshops for this coming october!!!
14 [deleted] 2014-05-19
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4 odinsfollo 2014-05-19
it would be great because it would force the show to mention the issue. They have to mention it or suffer from dead air as they look for a hulk hogan photo to laugh at
2 Mitchull 2014-05-19
Holy shit. That's brilliant! I hope the shoppers take notice.
9 Motorboat_Jones 2014-05-19
Candy-headed Sam has mentioned it on his shit show but not the real talent. I do not think Roland has responded.
1 KnickedUp 2014-05-19
Rolands mother was asked for comment: "I'm not very fond of that fat giggling fuck either."
15 [deleted] 2014-05-19
I say people just flood the phones tomorrow until we get an answer from O&AJ as to why Roland always gets a pass but the rest of the staff doesn't.
4 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-05-19
Yes, everyone should do this tomorrow.........
1 miamiron 2014-05-19
Or Sal the phone screener will just hang up on you before you even get to talk to the guys.
0 RJPennyweather 2014-05-19
That's why you lie about what you're calling about.
2 CowsAreCurious 2014-05-19
All you have to do is say you're calling from another country and they'll take the call.
8 MartyVanB 2014-05-19
God why can't Opie just go with a real moment on the show
10 hookahreed 2014-05-19
SEE: "That's the bit."
3 [deleted] 2014-05-19
No, he's all in
4 [deleted] 2014-05-19
Period.
3 aftershave 2014-05-19
Howling
8 hurbur 2014-05-19
why doesn't the real roland just follow the fake one and contact anyone he sees the fake try to book. how the fuck do retards like him get hired to do anything anywhere.
7 [deleted] 2014-05-19
My favorite part of all this is 1. It shows how easy Fat Fuck Rolands job is and 2. That a fake twitter booker can get better guests than the real thing.
7 blindkeller 2014-05-19
We all need to start calling in and yelling... ROTUNDOOOOO!
7 odinsfollo 2014-05-19
or we just call him a fat cunt- fuck the jokes I think we are all irritated at this point
7 LoganGV 2014-05-19
You guys don't remember Roland crying on the show? Maybe that's why they don't push him much. I remember he got a few fat jokes back in the day until he snapped and said some shit about Master Po's dead dog. Of course the boys treated it like some big slam but it was a 4th grade comeback.
6 GilTheARM 2014-05-19
I'm not big on the Roland history - I mean the recent stuff. I get that he's a fat fuck "foodie" with a speech problem but, what happens when we call, get on the air under some fake reason, and just scream out, "Roland is the new Slobbooooo?"
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2 CowsAreCurious 2014-05-19
Then don't call in and just yell something stupid. Just be blunt and ask the guys why they coddle Roland and ask why they allow themselves to be held hostage by him. It's embarrassing to listen to especially since we know that they have to have seen a large amount of Roland hate from the fans at this point.
3 wbfletcher 2014-05-19
Fake Roland was probably suspended because he was fucking with possible celebrity/Mike Baker type bookings. They know people.
2 sukotsuto 2014-05-19
What will happen if the show loses Roland anyway?
Does having bigger celebrity guests mean having a better show anyway? It might work in getting new fans in, but I don't think it's worth getting new fans into the inferior, celebrity-laden version OnA shows anyway.
2 andrewsj1 2014-05-19
It sucks cuz I kinda liked roland before when he was basically a weirdo they brought on air to be a weirdo. Over the past year or two he's kinda (quickly I might add) evolved into this overly comfortable with being on air idiot who's the douchiest self serving foodie asshole of all time.
And I hate how he figured out "oooo I can just say I'm a foodie and everyone else is a pedestal" to cover up for the fact that he's a morbidly obese food addict. You're not a "foodie". You're not cultured. Look at Anthony Bourdain. He knows about fucken food and he's not some fat shit.
1 [deleted] 2014-05-19
I'm convinced Roland has asperger's or some other personality disorder and that's why they treat him the way they do.
7 cabaretcabaret 2014-05-19
I'm offended you think Roland has asperger's. I have asperger's
2 [deleted] 2014-05-19
If I throw lettuce at you will you become a salad or sumthin'?
1 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-05-19
heh, good one
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-13 blockbaven 2014-05-19
Believe it or not, impersonating somebody is a bannable offense on Twitter, you embarrassing wastes of space
5 Danielson799 2014-05-19
I agree. I imagine this stupid albeit funny twitter account makes their ill fated attempt at being an interview driven talk show tougher. That and their lack of interviewing talent.
5 Motorboat_Jones 2014-05-19
Why the fuck wouldn't I believe it?
2 LouisCGhey 2014-05-19
I don't believe it.
1 Motorboat_Jones 2014-05-19
It's such a stupid way to open a sentence.
7 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-05-19
Believe it or not, George isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep...
3 este-ballZ 2014-05-19
Seinfeld reference?
-1 blockbaven 2014-05-19
as an opener to a sentence, it means "your stupid opinion doesn't matter, this is what reality is"
i needed to open my sentence that way, considering that the original poster was stupid enough to ask the question in the first place. its like, why do you think he was banned, you impossible moron?
stop trying to do social commentary on sentence structure, you are bad at it and have low intelligence
3 steve1879 2014-05-19
As an opener to a sentence, it is imperative to capitalize.
0 Ricktron3030 2014-05-19
But you would be beside yourself if someone mocked Howard on Twitter.
3 blockbaven 2014-05-19
i'm not even a stern fan, but its kind of telling how pathetic and obsessed certain o and a fans are that they bring him up when he's completely irrelevant to the situation
o&a is great, stern is ok, but what does any of that have to do with anything that anyone is talking about in this thread
you need to get your shit right, its pathetic
0 bnuh 2014-05-19
Yeah, get your shit right dawg
0 bnuh 2014-05-19
It's potentially irrelevant to the preceding discussion
Shit is mad fucked cuz
18 [deleted] 2014-05-19
Jesus Christ, Joe, your livelihood?
3 pfhor 2014-05-19
I've always assumed they're just afraid of burning bridges with the publicists he knows, you know quite well he'd be bitter enough to spread some venom around if his disgusting gut got offended outside the show's boundaries.