Clock in at the precinct, change into the blues, go on patrol, respond to a break an enter, bash the darkie's skull in, head back to the station, clock out, head home, watch the Yanks, drink myself to sleep and repeat tomorrow. Hey what do I know?
Again, just thinking out loud here, but... I suppose if we were to kidnap our David, we would have to meet outside the 9/11 Museum on Friday evening. He's always in a hurry to get home before the sun sets on Shabbos.
Yeah, and I suppose that since this is purely hypothetical, the legal polite yadayadayada isnt necessary. Kidnapping, beating, maybe even a little rape are on the table. I like where this is going.
I love the thought of the fact that whenever Sam or anyone from the show sees David he immediately sprints away from them. How fucking awesome would that be to see? All of us in the northeast coast should arrange a tour from David and record it
10 comments
16 moutainface 2014-05-17
Just pay the kike.
4 fingerrockets 2014-05-17
if a cop didn't see it than it never happened, right?
4 VeritablyClean 2014-05-17
give him the ole wood shampoo
3 Phrunkis2 2014-05-17
Clock in at the precinct, change into the blues, go on patrol, respond to a break an enter, bash the darkie's skull in, head back to the station, clock out, head home, watch the Yanks, drink myself to sleep and repeat tomorrow. Hey what do I know?
2 SergeantFartbox 2014-05-17
This sounds, uh, incredibly personal Regular Joe. Want to talk about it?
3 Koolaider 2014-05-17
Again, just thinking out loud here, but... I suppose if we were to kidnap our David, we would have to meet outside the 9/11 Museum on Friday evening. He's always in a hurry to get home before the sun sets on Shabbos.
1 decoupage44 2014-05-17
Yeah, and I suppose that since this is purely hypothetical, the legal polite yadayadayada isnt necessary. Kidnapping, beating, maybe even a little rape are on the table. I like where this is going.
1 [deleted] 2014-05-17
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1 Phrunkis2 2014-05-17
When's it going down? I'll book a flight to NYC for the sole purpose of raping that Christ killer's asshole.
1 maynardsabeast 2014-05-17
I love the thought of the fact that whenever Sam or anyone from the show sees David he immediately sprints away from them. How fucking awesome would that be to see? All of us in the northeast coast should arrange a tour from David and record it
1 [deleted] 2014-05-17
He wants nothing to do with the show.