GySgt Hartman chews out Roland for hiding a Cronut in his footlocker.

60  2014-05-15 by xBrianSmithx

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That's the closest he's ever gotten to eating a vegetable.

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This is a good metaphor for Roland fucking us over making us listen to shit guests, while he gleefully kicks his feet up on the desk and shoves a Cronut in his gargantuan gullet.

"They're paying for it, you eat it."

I cannot believe this got 55 upvotes. Holy fucking shit.

Why not? Links in this sub get pretty crazy and take on a life of their own sometimes.