He talks like a retard, seems mentally unstable, dresses like a hoarder and probably smells like shit. I don't want to know what that stuff on his shoulder is.
It still amazes me how SiriusXM allows this obese disaster into the building, let alone to interact with their celebrity guests.
Roland always leaves events early because he'd have to squeeze his fat fuck body through crowds of people if he left at the same time as everyone else.
I always wondered why Roland would be there at 6am. Why would a talent booker need to be in studio at 6am when they don't even have a guest on that particular day?
Basketball shorts and a t-shirt. That is what I wear to bed. How is that remotely acceptable for someone who is not "talent?" They really seem to run a tight ship at Sirius/XM.
That said, how does he even get entry into any decent restaurant? Does he secretly have 52x32 dress pants with a 40 inch neck dress shirt and an XL tie? Or do they serve him out back like during the segregation era?
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30 JCP_1975 2014-05-13
Pizza delivery guys dress more appropriate for work than that fat fuck does.
3 hansel4150 2014-05-13
Seriously. Basketball shorts and a T-shirt a size too small? What a fucking lazy slob.
18 Ebhagz 2014-05-13
That's how he dresses for work what a fucking slob
5 mancubuss 2014-05-13
It's one thing for ant or Opie, but isn't he supposed to be the first face an a lister sees to represent the show and Sirius?
2 shyduck 2014-05-13
This guy showed up to work once with a sizeable jizz stain on his shirt. Gross beyond measure.
15 AutoJesus 2014-05-13
Fat motherfucker is probably on hold to another chef.
7 numba13 2014-05-13
Yes, hes trying to book the witch from Hansel and Gretel.
13 EskimoEscrow 2014-05-13
Ugh, jesus. His body is fucking disgusting. He's killing himself with this food. Dumb fuck won't stop until he dies.
6 just_bits 2014-05-13
The show needs more food segments.
1 chris2webby 2014-05-13
Good, that's what we all want to happen
11 mr__hat 2014-05-13
He talks like a retard, seems mentally unstable, dresses like a hoarder and probably smells like shit. I don't want to know what that stuff on his shoulder is.
It still amazes me how SiriusXM allows this obese disaster into the building, let alone to interact with their celebrity guests.
3 Alienmonkey 2014-05-13
Hoarder was the first thing that came to mind. Right after slob.
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5 MoosePuncher93 2014-05-13
And you know he's never played basketball in them.
3 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2014-05-13
Is there a greater athletic disparity in all of clothing articles than people who regularly wear basketball shorts?
1 hansel4150 2014-05-13
Good point. He's never played a game of basketball in his life.
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5 Igotmonkeys 2014-05-13
and surprise surprise he's fucking eating
5 [deleted] 2014-05-13
It's head is swallowing it's face!
5 numba13 2014-05-13
Roland always leaves events early because he'd have to squeeze his fat fuck body through crowds of people if he left at the same time as everyone else.
5 LarryNozowitz 2014-05-13
According to Sam, he also gets to work way early at 5am just so he can ride the subway with Sal because he's scared to ride it by himself. Ugh.
2 mancubuss 2014-05-13
I always wondered why Roland would be there at 6am. Why would a talent booker need to be in studio at 6am when they don't even have a guest on that particular day?
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3 LarryNozowitz 2014-05-13
Moose Knuckle
3 VanDamme79 2014-05-13
Hmmm im beginning to think Opie hires people that make him look good
3 Opprobriousness 2014-05-13
Roland just needs to shave his head and he'll have officially gone full Tor Johnson.
3 scottm4211 2014-05-13
Rolandos399
3 shyduck 2014-05-13
Bobo has better fashion sense than Roland, and probably has better hygiene.
1 jhohcable 2014-05-13
And a better exercise regimen (running 10 feet around the back yard in a circle).
2 feelmikehawk 2014-05-13
God, he is a fat disgusting slob.
2 ChipsAndSmokesLetsGo 2014-05-13
How the fuck does one think it's OK to dress like that for work?
2 smithjosh 2014-05-13
Basketball shorts and a t-shirt. That is what I wear to bed. How is that remotely acceptable for someone who is not "talent?" They really seem to run a tight ship at Sirius/XM.
That said, how does he even get entry into any decent restaurant? Does he secretly have 52x32 dress pants with a 40 inch neck dress shirt and an XL tie? Or do they serve him out back like during the segregation era?
2 [deleted] 2014-05-13
I can smell the cronut sweat through my computer monitor
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2 GoFudgeUrself 2014-05-13
lol
2 anonimescu 2014-05-13
a gunt on a cunt
1 TweetPoster 2014-05-13
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1 pekingoose 2014-05-13
he's on the phone trying to book the doorman!
1 RTardicus 2014-05-13
Sal looks like he's sitting backwards in his chair.
"Let's rap."
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1 tropicalstormeric 2014-05-13
Not to pile on, but that's not even proper attire for a physical education teacher.
How unprofessional.
1 aftershave 2014-05-13
Each one of this slob's fat thighs weighs more than Erock. Is everyone blind at that fucking studio?
1 jfoughe 2014-05-13
Jesus, look at those ham hock legs.
1 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2014-05-13
I can't even look at that fat Mexican without getting angry anymore
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5 LarryNozowitz 2014-05-13
According to Sam, he also gets to work way early at 5am just so he can ride the subway with Sal because he's scared to ride it by himself. Ugh.
3 hansel4150 2014-05-13
Seriously. Basketball shorts and a T-shirt a size too small? What a fucking lazy slob.