I have a pre-set limit of 5 Sam giggles before I become enraged and listen to something else. I can stomach everything else about him but that goddamn porpoise laugh hits a part of my brain that makes me want to jump out of a goddamn window.
"Get the FUCK! Err... that phone's going! Everyday with you! It doesn't matter! You don't give a fuck." - Bill
"Oh, good. glurp of beer . Get out of here! AHH!" - Lady Di
I was at a junkie's house one time and he had a room where he threw all his garbage (food waste too) he would tuck rags under the door soaked in lysol and claim it was fine. I imagine one of these rooms exists at lady di's house.
Agreed, this has been my thought all along. This could really top Jimmy's cribs episode. Please, for the love of Denny Falcone, someone suggest this to the boys.
Bill and Di's house should be a sentence for rapists and murders. Rule being they can't leave the apartment, ever. It will break the convict's mind and will...
I swear, in the silence, I thought I heard the sound of a gun cocking, but then I heard a gulp sound instead of a gunshot. Got my hopes up for nothing.
How long before/after Jericho did this happen? I got to work in the middle of his interview, and now have to plan by break around the replay to make sure I hear this.
It was the last thing in the show. Lady Di called in with about 5 minutes left of the show, gurgled her usual nonsense, and the guys just left.
She stayed on the phone, babbling to nobody. Eventually someone put Colin through, and the two of them talked for a bit. Shortly after he hung up, Bill started screaming at her for being on the phone every goddamned day.
It sounded ugly, and she wouldn't hang up, but eventually walked away. The final sounds of the call was Bill's heavy wheezing, and you really expected to hear the sound of a lamp cracking against her skull. Then with no announcement, the wrap-up music played.
Oh, and you expected Sam to address it once the post-show started, but apparently he was off interviewing Jericho for the Sam Roberts Show, and we got Dennis "The 70's Menace" Falcone for 10 minutes.
I'm sure they'll talk about it first thing tomorrow.
A few cameras placed around this hell hole can create content that you show kids in grade school as a "your life could be this."
They actually frighten me at this point. Reality show of actual insane/mutant humanoids. Ninja Turtles fought crime and they're mutants, for Pete's sake! Di is simply a mutant.
It would be hard for me to listen because I change the channel evertime any of these show stopping retards speak. How is this funny. Seriously.. Someone explain how mental illness is a radio show.
My friend has the same reaction as you. But his mom shit out a water head that he calls a brother. They just say he ate lead paint as a kid instead of admitting mom has a dumb cunt. Are you related to a broken boy too?
I have a pre-set limit of 5 Sam giggles before I become enraged and listen to something else. I can stomach everything else about him but that goddamn porpoise laugh hits a part of my brain that makes me want to jump out of a goddamn window.
64 comments
45 jsimm043 2014-05-12
Di: Believe it or not, I have jury duty in June.
Colin: I believe it.
Colin Quinn is the world's greatest human. This point cannot be made enough.
31 blindkeller 2014-05-12
Better than Sam and the after show.
6 bucketfullofwood 2014-05-12
I have listened since the wiffle ball bat days. I love the boys. I love the show. I cannot skip past Sam related bits fast enough.
2 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-05-12
I have a pre-set limit of 5 Sam giggles before I become enraged and listen to something else. I can stomach everything else about him but that goddamn porpoise laugh hits a part of my brain that makes me want to jump out of a goddamn window.
1 [deleted] 2014-05-12
He's got the Rick Delgado syndrome, 3rd-rate producer who thinks he's a megastar.
4 feelmikehawk 2014-05-12
I can't upvote you enough, but sadly it cut into dear leader Dennis Falcone's airtime today. Any other would be a gift.
4 Wsallgood 2014-05-12
Our Lord thought to smite Di for taking up his time. But he is merciful.
Denny be praised!
24 runningofthefools 2014-05-12
Shit I thought Lady Di was going to get murdered
5 Only_live_thrice 2014-05-12
I thought when it got quiet it was over
6 blindkeller 2014-05-12
thought = hoped?
10 runningofthefools 2014-05-12
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Bill isn't too fond of that cellphone
4 PhilipeNegro 2014-05-12
I was waiting for the sound of a leaky garbage bag full of pudding tumbling down rickety stairs.
5 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-05-12
But enough about Fat Bob Kelly's suicide attempt
1 [deleted] 2014-05-12
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18 TheRadicalMan 2014-05-12
"Get the FUCK! Err... that phone's going! Everyday with you! It doesn't matter! You don't give a fuck." - Bill "Oh, good. glurp of beer . Get out of here! AHH!" - Lady Di
House of horrors...
5 VanDamme79 2014-05-12
I was at a junkie's house one time and he had a room where he threw all his garbage (food waste too) he would tuck rags under the door soaked in lysol and claim it was fine. I imagine one of these rooms exists at lady di's house.
12 [deleted] 2014-05-12
What are you claiming that you don't do that too? Check out Mr. Fancy Pants over here. Too good for a garbage room are you?
3 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-05-12
Hey what's the fuckin' problem asshole? HE PUT DOWN SOME LYSOL RAGS FOR FUCKS SAKE
2 TheRadicalMan 2014-05-12
I think that "room" is all of their rooms. The show needs to have Di take pictures. It's probably worse than we imagine.
1 WiretapStudios 2014-05-12
Agreed, this has been my thought all along. This could really top Jimmy's cribs episode. Please, for the love of Denny Falcone, someone suggest this to the boys.
2 TheRadicalMan 2014-05-12
Trust in our lord. The hard drive was given to Him. Bless him and his devine skill to self suck. Thanks be to god.
3 LarryNozowitz 2014-05-12
When Bill said, "I'm Sick of it Diana!!!" it was probably the best thing I've heard in a while.
4 TheRadicalMan 2014-05-12
Bill and Di's house should be a sentence for rapists and murders. Rule being they can't leave the apartment, ever. It will break the convict's mind and will...
15 keytoitall 2014-05-12
The best part is when she said "I love you too" to Colin, even though he didn't say that to her.
6 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-05-12
Her imaginary, delusional relationship with Colin is really heating up.
10 Jackvi 2014-05-12
That hideous gulp of Natty Ice right before she left.
Yeeeughh.
9 NastyDump 2014-05-12
I was just hoping for a gunshot.
2 Milol 2014-05-12
I swear, in the silence, I thought I heard the sound of a gun cocking, but then I heard a gulp sound instead of a gunshot. Got my hopes up for nothing.
3 mancubuss 2014-05-12
Could you imagine if she was shot live the field day the news would have playing back lady di clips from last 6 months?
3 VanDamme79 2014-05-12
Live murder on "a radio show"
3 runningofthefools 2014-05-12
She enticed me!
2 Chokondisnut 2014-05-12
Are you dead? Yup she's dead.
9 erockarmy 2014-05-12
We're all hoping for a "She entahhssed me" moment someday.
8 moyesboyes 2014-05-12
Hello, Bill.
8 jsimm043 2014-05-12
I know a certain PFG television sensation who's run through a few co-hosts recently, and an Elizabeth bombshell who's perfect for the part.
2 kangableezy 2014-05-12
WAIT HOLD ON! HOLD ON A SEC!...
8 esdJellyJar 2014-05-12
I cannot get enough of that drunken mess, her stupid Natty Ices and her living situation.
6 Wsallgood 2014-05-12
When someone walks into their living room, she tells them to, "check out the empties man".
6 dukefett 2014-05-12
There's nothing better than when Colin called in, how great was that?
5 [deleted] 2014-05-12
That was fucking harrowing.
5 greenlightning 2014-05-12
Bill has had enough of her horseshit.
3 Slette 2014-05-12
How long before/after Jericho did this happen? I got to work in the middle of his interview, and now have to plan by break around the replay to make sure I hear this.
8 i_saw_nothing 2014-05-12
It was the last thing in the show. Lady Di called in with about 5 minutes left of the show, gurgled her usual nonsense, and the guys just left.
She stayed on the phone, babbling to nobody. Eventually someone put Colin through, and the two of them talked for a bit. Shortly after he hung up, Bill started screaming at her for being on the phone every goddamned day.
It sounded ugly, and she wouldn't hang up, but eventually walked away. The final sounds of the call was Bill's heavy wheezing, and you really expected to hear the sound of a lamp cracking against her skull. Then with no announcement, the wrap-up music played.
It was pretty surreal.
2 thoughtcrimeboss 2014-05-12
holy shit, lol cant wait
2 i_saw_nothing 2014-05-12
Oh, and you expected Sam to address it once the post-show started, but apparently he was off interviewing Jericho for the Sam Roberts Show, and we got Dennis "The 70's Menace" Falcone for 10 minutes.
I'm sure they'll talk about it first thing tomorrow.
3 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-05-12
Great show to have as the backdrop for blowing your brains out.
2 HollandExpat 2014-05-12
I though Bill was going to pull a Carlo on Lady Di and pull his belt off and beat her.
2 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-05-12
NOW CLEAN IT UP!!!
3 HollandExpat 2014-05-12
Now I see Collin beating Bill with his own shoe and biting his knuckles.
3 DoubleGuns 2014-05-12
Clean it up you
guineaspoiledbratuseless fat slob. Clean it up!2 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-05-12
That's it, be a drunk just like your father!
2 HollandExpat 2014-05-12
"You touch my pants-shitting drunk again...I'll kill ya."
2 [deleted] 2014-05-12
Not up on YouTube yet?
3 jsimm043 2014-05-12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aww-TvFxVw8
About 32 minutes in.
2 Wsallgood 2014-05-12
34:07. Ahh, hi who's this?
It's Lady Di
1 budfella 2014-05-12
That was great. Missed how it started tho.
1 [deleted] 2014-05-12
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1 francis_goatman 2014-05-12
I was listening for the sounds of smoking crack. I didn't hear any, just the sound of a fucking drunk nightmare.
1 TheRadicalMan 2014-05-12
A few cameras placed around this hell hole can create content that you show kids in grade school as a "your life could be this." They actually frighten me at this point. Reality show of actual insane/mutant humanoids. Ninja Turtles fought crime and they're mutants, for Pete's sake! Di is simply a mutant.
1 jmlamb 2014-05-12
colin quinn?!????!?
0 uhh-huhh 2014-05-12
We have it with Ron and Fez a lot, but Opie and Anthony is turning into a reality show as well now?
-1 Only_live_thrice 2014-05-12
I could of listened to that all day
-12 hals318 2014-05-12
It would be hard for me to listen because I change the channel evertime any of these show stopping retards speak. How is this funny. Seriously.. Someone explain how mental illness is a radio show.
12 [deleted] 2014-05-12
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-1 hals318 2014-05-12
anthony cumia
4 VanDamme79 2014-05-12
My friend has the same reaction as you. But his mom shit out a water head that he calls a brother. They just say he ate lead paint as a kid instead of admitting mom has a dumb cunt. Are you related to a broken boy too?
1 hals318 2014-05-12
I much prefer making fun of retards and water heads. Funny every time. If I wanted to listen to drunk idiots I would visit my in laws.
4 RTardicus 2014-05-12
Di doesn't make me laugh but I'm fascinated by how awful of a person she is.
2 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-05-12
I have a pre-set limit of 5 Sam giggles before I become enraged and listen to something else. I can stomach everything else about him but that goddamn porpoise laugh hits a part of my brain that makes me want to jump out of a goddamn window.
1 [deleted] 2014-05-12
He's got the Rick Delgado syndrome, 3rd-rate producer who thinks he's a megastar.