Guh..My name is Daniel Bobo Kurlan and I've had 48 surgeries on my penis which really pissed me off b/c it was 2 shy of 50. I AM NOT GOING TO DOY A VIRGIN!
But Opie doesn't believe you.
Yeah, I just said I TOTALLY believe it's a photoshop.
a-AT's a photoshop!
I JUST SAID I don't believe it's a photoshop!
I didn't do howwurrd!
There's gotta be a replacemment for 'wolf' that fits better, but I can't think of it. Anyway, shitty thread/gag, but I can't wait for this bit. It's gonna be truly hilarious to watch Bobo piss away the boys' money
"Hi, it'ds Bobo, I have an idea...yeah, I have an idea, an idea, we ged a bus, and we drive it all over, and drink beer, and get women to show their boobies, and ug..."
"What does that have to do with stocks, Bobo?"
"Him it'ds Bobo, I have an idea, yeah, I have an idea, we get'd a bus..."
22 comments
14 erockarmy 2014-05-09
Guh..My name is Daniel Bobo Kurlan and I've had 48 surgeries on my penis which really pissed me off b/c it was 2 shy of 50. I AM NOT GOING TO DOY A VIRGIN!
11 jasonayeiter 2014-05-09
"That's a photoshop! That's a photoshop! Somebody is just trying to get me in trouble with you guys! I never did that Martin Scorsese picture!"
6 erockarmy 2014-05-09
But Opie doesn't believe you.
Yeah, I just said I TOTALLY believe it's a photoshop.
a-AT's a photoshop!
I JUST SAID I don't believe it's a photoshop!
I didn't do howwurrd!
1 jimmybrite 2014-05-09
Unmute - But Opie doesn't believe you.
Mute - Yeah, I just said I TOTALLY believe it's a photoshop.
unmute - a-AT's a photoshop!
mute - I JUST SAID I don't believe it's a photoshop!
unmute - I didn't do howwurrd!
That's basically how it goes.
5 pidge4lyfe 2014-05-09
Too Dumb to Fail
5 heebykikeburger 2014-05-09
Micro-trading micro dick.
4 TEDS_CAKE_EMPORIUM 2014-05-09
http://i.imgur.com/qlJiV7h.jpg
Made me chuckle
4 RzK 2014-05-09
"You jerk off?"
Takes off pants naturally and jerks off in Matthew Mcconaugheys wig
4 JMueller2012 2014-05-09
Pre-cums*
3 mediated_self 2014-05-09
The Wolf of Grand Ave and 59th Street
2 Crigger540 2014-05-09
Just looking at him gives me a feeling of disgust!
2 EskimoEscrow 2014-05-09
The Wolf of Jamaica Queens
2 occult91 2014-05-09
i cant wait for this
2 factoryset 2014-05-09
CQ should be a writer for the show.
2 ambien_regrets 2014-05-09
If this bit actually happens (doubtful), I really hope he succeeds and somehow gets investigated for insider trading.
1 DaDiscoDog 2014-05-09
The Dolt Of Wall Street
1 Hahrrgis 2014-05-09
Now that he wants to do it, they should just call it off.
1 -Strummer- 2014-05-09
GOIYS BUY STOCK IN DA SHOWWW
-1 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-05-09
There's gotta be a replacemment for 'wolf' that fits better, but I can't think of it. Anyway, shitty thread/gag, but I can't wait for this bit. It's gonna be truly hilarious to watch Bobo piss away the boys' money
3 [deleted] 2014-05-09
The Waterhead Of Wallstreet?
"Hi, it'ds Bobo, I have an idea...yeah, I have an idea, an idea, we ged a bus, and we drive it all over, and drink beer, and get women to show their boobies, and ug..."
"What does that have to do with stocks, Bobo?"
"Him it'ds Bobo, I have an idea, yeah, I have an idea, we get'd a bus..."
(insert an hour of him repeating the same thing)
2 Dagidugidai 2014-05-09
I've got one "The butterflied steak cocked sister underwear wearing retard shithead of wall street"
-2 TweetPoster 2014-05-09
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