r/opieandanthony: Opies newest shirt "Funny Things I've Said"

48 Phrunkis2 2014-05-06

I'm the farthest thing from an Opie hater there is, but I'll admit that gave me a chuckle.

25 [deleted] 2014-05-06

Me too. I don't mind people hating, it's just that they usually bring nothing to the table. This is the kind of mean-spirited creativity that I can really get behind.

-7 buttriot 2014-05-06

it's just that they usually bring nothing to the table.

odd, that's the same complaint we have about Opie

26 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2014-05-06

"100% cotton" THAT'S FUCKIN HILARIOUS

11 Wsallgood 2014-05-06

No chip, that's not the joke...

14 BargeMouse 2014-05-06

Tss tss fruit of tha loom, what're they sewin' with apples ah sumpthin'?

1 bambonk 2014-05-06

(ding)

15 cados 2014-05-06

Whoever asked about RES scores. /u/Opiesucks is at neon green +54 for me :)

5 Wsallgood 2014-05-06

He is surprisingly in the black with me, currently riding at +6.

5 Mitchull 2014-05-06

+77 for me, but i changed browsers awhile back. I was almost at 200 with Chrome.

3 dazwah 2014-05-06

After this, -15.

2 drunk8gods 2014-05-06

+171!

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14 MartyVanB 2014-05-06

Opie has the Jerry Lewis paradox. He is only funny when he is not trying to be.

5 dochattan 2014-05-06

If he applied the same principle to his quest for a viral video, he may actually get one.

11 humblebrag 2014-05-06

Pfff.... Jesus Christ.

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8 aftershave 2014-05-06

I'm HOWLING, yo.

7 KnickedUp 2014-05-06

I cant wait til Anthony writes his book one day. "I wanted to gnaw my arm off as Opie opened the shows every spring day talking about his allergies."

Opie is not self aware....and Ant and Jimmy dont ever put him in his place. They humor him constantly.

4 1stunna 2014-05-06

I've also noticed Ant gets really quiet during every kid story, though those have been getting fewer and far between these days

0 Sawta 2014-05-06

That's at least somewhat understandable though. Personally, I fucking hate kid stories but when your entire life defined by taking care of this sack of meat, shit and vomit your bound to bring it up occasionally.

5 buttriot 2014-05-06

I saw it coming and this is still a great joke.

5 jeffedge 2014-05-06

if i wanted a shirt that truly shows who opie is, i would just get this one

4 Biohzd79 2014-05-06

I'm so glad you are apart of this subreddit.

8 opiesucks 2014-05-06

thanks pal! appreciate it!

4 WhiteAssBrent 2014-05-06

Was I the only one expecting it to be a link to a trick basketball shot?

2 Flobsen 2014-05-06

JESUS!

2 numba13 2014-05-06

So hes copying Kanye West now?

2 Rondog01 2014-05-06

I'm new to the O & A game. I totally understand the hating roland part, but Opie is good. He is not as funny jim and anthony, but he has his moments. Again, I'm new, but nothing makes me happier than hearing anthony cringe when he knows Opie is doing something fucked up!

1 Only_live_thrice 2014-05-06

Awww man that's foul lol brotha man

1 havingmadfun 2014-05-06

That is funny as fuck but the guy has had some good lines

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1 Gator1010 2014-05-06

i bought the last one, i wont be buying this one.

3 mancubuss 2014-05-06

we found one!!

1 Uncle_Paul_Hargis 2014-05-06

I see what you did there...