Rolands already shitty food segment completely bombs today

27  2014-05-06 by maynardsabeast

Fire this loser. Fat fuck wants to turn O&A into a food show. Louie woulda came in today without Roland. All he brought to the table was a boring, uptight chef with guacamole. Guarantee Seth Rogen woulda came in without Roland as well. I'm so happy that segment bombed so horribly today. Once again the bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb..... were too nice to Roland and didnt thrash him on the air like they would of anyone else. Roland sucks

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They literally did everything possible to make the interview a disaster without hurting fat boy's feelings. I felt bad for the food guy, because he probably got brought on under false pretenses by Roland because Roland thought he could get a free meal from it. Food guy even said multiple times he was boring for the show.

To follow Louis CK by bringing some egotistical restaurant owner for the sole purpose of improving Roland's personal dining connections is grounds for firing.

Fuck Seth Rogen, right? He was in the building that day doing Stern. Obviously this was more important. There is ZERO doubt in my mind Seth Rogen would have came to do O&A. He LOVED the show last time he was on. Most likely, fat fuck told Rogen's people the slots were booked today. I recall Jim and Opie alluding to the fact Rogen might be coming on later this week instead.

Roland was a solid dude a couple years ago, but ever since he became a food snob he has been a burden.

Do you think being a food snob is a move on Roland's part to have an excuse for being a fat piece of shit? Is there anything worse than a food snob? They create nothing for the world, they only consume and critique without any credentials. Fuck you Roland.

They create nothing for the world, they only consume and critique without any credentials

That's what the vast majority of people in the world do.

Yeah, but we don't let most of them on the radio

If its true that Roland snubbed Seth Rogen to do a shitty food segment then we need to start another Roland Hate Thread

It's not true, he's coming in Tuesday I think

If he's coming in Tuesday, it means he got snubbed for today. Louis does Stern, then does O&A. Rogen does Stern right after Louie. Then, he can't do O&A because food guy is on.

Whether he comes in tomorrow or not its pretty obvious Roland is not needed to make it happen. How did the guys not destroy him for today's debacle. That was so fucking awkward and worthless and obviously 100% Roland's fault

I agree completely. Plus, there were no tacos. They literally sat there just eating chips and guacamole.

As many have said before, if this were E-Rock or Sal, it would be a legendary beating for the history books.

Roland needs to be stopped

Yeah, the segment would have been better if they got to eat tacos, you fucking idiot.

And what if Seth had already pre-booked those other shows BEFORE anyone from O&A contacted him?

Roland and Jimmy mentioned he was doing Howie and a few other shows today. Maybe Seth wanted to come in and devote a whole block of time to O&A instead of 20minutes between other shows that get him for an hour.

Did you even listen yesterday? Rogen did Stern, and then had morning tv to do. They said last week that Rogen was scheduled for Tuesday. He didn't get snubbed at all.

Do you even rip bongs? Did you even drink beers?

Roland's weight is a burden to his ankles.

The difference between a failure and a success to the audience was weather or not we heard them chewing chips or tacos. They should seriously stop this nonsense. I've never seen 2 millionares selling out for so little. All it takes to get 30 minutes of plugs is the promise of ~$50 of Mexican food. How about next time they just pay for the fucking food themselves, eat during break, and spare the audience and save their DIG-NI-TY.

I mean for fucks sake Samsung barely gave 'em each a phone and a watch and they won't stop lapping their ass. They need to take a step back and recognize just how successful they are and stop stooping so low for cheap ass meals/gifts.

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Is this a troll post?

if you have to ask, you shouldnt be on the internet

White Glove baby. White Glove.

My hope for roland http://imgur.com/OVCR0L2

I'll never understand why they have these terrible food segments to begin with. They rip on morning radio for doing the local angle then have these food segments, obviously pushed by fatfuck Roland, which basically just promote local NYC restaurants when their audience is much more national now than it ever was.

Because they get to eat fancy food and burn radio time.

I'm honestly starting to think that this Roland stuff is a dumb bit that the guys are using to piss of the listeners, they have to know how much we hate Roland, but it seems the more complaints they get, the more That fat fuck is on the show. Fuck Roland, he should leave OandA, and get a job as a wrecking ball.

I've thought that since the beginning. If they truly were angry at blobbo, they'd give him the Troy Quan treatment.

Does that mean for $500 we could pay for an advert that basically rips into Roland....And Ant would have to say it on air?

They won't tear into him, lets make em :D

I'd pitch $10 in.

Roland is a bummer.

exactly , he fucking STINKKKKKS!!!

Lousy, blubbering fat tub of whale shit. I fucking HATE Roland.

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Fire this loser. Fat fuck wants to turn O&A into a food show. Louie woulda came in today without Roland. All he brought to the table was a boring, uptight chef with guacamole. Guarantee Seth Rogen woulda came in without Roland as well. I'm so happy that segment bombed so horribly today. Once again the bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb..... were too nice to Roland and didnt thrash him on the air like they would of ['ve] anyone else. Roland sucks

As indicated above, we recommend that you use “like they would['ve] anyone” instead.

My advice is to fire his fuckin ass because a loser is a loser.

I'D WISH HIM LUCK BUT HE WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT IF HE GOT IT

Roland had (has?) that stupid fucking Foodie show already, so fuck the chefs and other Foodie shitheads.

I think the only reason they bring these fools on is to goof on them.

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When they talk about cronuts I find myself getting nauseated from boredom.

Whether he comes in tomorrow or not its pretty obvious Roland is not needed to make it happen. How did the guys not destroy him for today's debacle. That was so fucking awkward and worthless and obviously 100% Roland's fault

And what if Seth had already pre-booked those other shows BEFORE anyone from O&A contacted him?

Roland and Jimmy mentioned he was doing Howie and a few other shows today. Maybe Seth wanted to come in and devote a whole block of time to O&A instead of 20minutes between other shows that get him for an hour.

Did you even listen yesterday? Rogen did Stern, and then had morning tv to do. They said last week that Rogen was scheduled for Tuesday. He didn't get snubbed at all.