If you told me that description of him without saying he had a ponytail, I'd still picture him having a ponytail.

I've never told anyone to go out like Chris Benoit and kill themselves and their loved ones.

It's never been as appropriate as it is for this comment.

whoops you just broke the douche chill-meter

Bill said he was definitely gay

Ponytail Ron?......

I was gonna go Pepper Hicks Centaur but that one is equally as good

This guy after he went into hiding

Maybe he will be on the next pony tales.

Lady Di singlehandedly disproves white supremacy and the elitism of people on the east coast.

Marion cements it.

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