This is what I don't get about the show. They have a guy WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT AND THEY BARELY EVER MAKE FUN OF HIM. I mean- it's a "cringe comedy" show- HOW DO YOU NOT MAKE FUN OF A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT
i think that may be it as well BUT.....WHOO WHOO didn't know if Scott The Engineer or Bababooey could take a joke but he made a fucking career making fun of them (amongst others)
Say what you will about "The Wig" but if Roland worked for him he would have went off on how gross he is SEVERAL TIMES OVER.......even in his current more PC state
That seems to be the case, and I almost get the feeling that he'd threaten to leave the show if they took it too far. It's a shame because there's so much content just left to waste because he's too soft to take a hit. He's an absolutely repulsive human being. And whenever I see a picture of him, I can't help but think how awful he must smell. He's fucking gross.
Seriously. I mean - LOOK AT THE GUY! he is God's Gift to Ballbusters everywhere. For O and A to not make fun of him is like for a straight male sex addict to have a wife that looks like a Victoria's Secret model and he never fucks her
yeah but that fat, bald, ugly misshapen motherfucker sure can dish it out (example "SLOBBOOOOOO, his shit talking about other people's guacamole on the Covino and rich show)......it's just bullshit.....Roland should have had has fat tail handed to him several times given how he looks.....again, I'll say this ad nauseum...How the FUCK don't O and A NOT make fun of a guy WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT
It's not just his looks, his entire personality is an utter car crash. He looks down on everyone despite being a lazy, obese pig with no redeeming qualities. He has a ridiclous, cartoon-fat-guy voice with a pop 'n' fresh giggle that he actually accentuates to the point that it's distracting. His face looks like the Penguin. His self-worth is so low that he wears topical shirts on the subway just in the hopes that someone will high five him. He lives for that 1-2 seconds of approval.
I've only been listening to the show for around a year, I don't think ever really heard much about Rol's personal life. Is he a virgin? Looking at that picture what chick is getting wet by that monstrosity.
32 comments
24 dianakurlan2 2014-05-05
roland is a fag
a fuckin' douchebag
got a hard-on for males
looks like a blue whale
4 VanDamme79 2014-05-05
For some reason I read this in Florentines's voice
2 Wolfizm 2014-05-05
Little Nicky.
16 mesobuku 2014-05-05
What a disgusting fat lump of shit... Bet he makes the same face when his heart explodes. Won't be long now...
Fuck Roland.
8 thoughtcrimeboss 2014-05-05
When I hear the "hee hee hee" I turn the channel or go on mute for a bit, it seems to help my blood pressure.
3 mesobuku 2014-05-05
I'm the exact same way... Eating on air, "Serious Jimmy" tirades and Roland are a sure sign it's time to listen to something else.
I wish Roland would dive head first into an industrial wood chipper... (fawk yeah.. tsss)
12 Alienmonkey 2014-05-05
"Jabba the Metsican"
An accurate description of the picture and the man.
10 Carthac 2014-05-05
How does this fat slob bring in a chef after Louis CK? What an utterly incompetent idiot...
7 thoughtcrimeboss 2014-05-05
I hope Roland's heart explodes like a guacamole grenade.
7 dcordoba 2014-05-05
It's Ham Solo
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6 CUNTYMOM 2014-05-05
WEAR BIGGER SHIRTS YOU DUMB FUCK
he has the gut of phil collins from trailer park boys
"EVERYONE is looking at your fucking gut, its huge fucking huge" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7FcHGsDJVE
3 mesobuku 2014-05-05
Couldn't agree more! Why in the fuck would you wear a tight t-shirt when you're built like a fucking fat chunk of lard?!?
Why?
I hope he dies...
2 SirGimpy 2014-05-05
Fuck you......now I have to watch the Trailer Park Boys.
5 Wsallgood 2014-05-05
Perhaps he ate him
5 johnnynoname12 2014-05-05
This is what I don't get about the show. They have a guy WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT AND THEY BARELY EVER MAKE FUN OF HIM. I mean- it's a "cringe comedy" show- HOW DO YOU NOT MAKE FUN OF A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT
11 RatherPleasent 2014-05-05
I think it's because they know Roland can't take a joke.
3 johnnynoname12 2014-05-05
i think that may be it as well BUT.....WHOO WHOO didn't know if Scott The Engineer or Bababooey could take a joke but he made a fucking career making fun of them (amongst others)
Say what you will about "The Wig" but if Roland worked for him he would have went off on how gross he is SEVERAL TIMES OVER.......even in his current more PC state
3 HurryUpImDreaming 2014-05-05
That seems to be the case, and I almost get the feeling that he'd threaten to leave the show if they took it too far. It's a shame because there's so much content just left to waste because he's too soft to take a hit. He's an absolutely repulsive human being. And whenever I see a picture of him, I can't help but think how awful he must smell. He's fucking gross.
2 johnnynoname12 2014-05-05
Seriously. I mean - LOOK AT THE GUY! he is God's Gift to Ballbusters everywhere. For O and A to not make fun of him is like for a straight male sex addict to have a wife that looks like a Victoria's Secret model and he never fucks her
2 miamiron 2014-05-05
They don't make fun of him anymore because on more than one occasion he started full out uncontrollably sobbing because of "Pressure".
1 johnnynoname12 2014-05-05
yeah but that fat, bald, ugly misshapen motherfucker sure can dish it out (example "SLOBBOOOOOO, his shit talking about other people's guacamole on the Covino and rich show)......it's just bullshit.....Roland should have had has fat tail handed to him several times given how he looks.....again, I'll say this ad nauseum...How the FUCK don't O and A NOT make fun of a guy WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT
1 shutyourgob 2014-05-05
It's not just his looks, his entire personality is an utter car crash. He looks down on everyone despite being a lazy, obese pig with no redeeming qualities. He has a ridiclous, cartoon-fat-guy voice with a pop 'n' fresh giggle that he actually accentuates to the point that it's distracting. His face looks like the Penguin. His self-worth is so low that he wears topical shirts on the subway just in the hopes that someone will high five him. He lives for that 1-2 seconds of approval.
3 rottengymshorts 2014-05-05
He's so happy he has a plate full of food. His existence makes me angry.
3 ig0tworms 2014-05-05
I've never wanted to see a beheading video of someone so much after seeing this picture.
3 mesobuku 2014-05-05
LOL! I'd jerk off to the gurgling sounds of him choking on his own blood as the blade slices his fat fucking goblet!
1 [deleted] 2014-05-05
Sam?
3 okconsumer 2014-05-05
(Opie near the end of the food segment) "I've run out of things to talk about with you"
I love how they were aware the segment was bombing
3 xactraiserx 2014-05-05
you cant compare danny to roland is not even the same level of asshole.
I get that is cool to hate roland now but please if you can quote or find a clip where roland was worst of an asshole than danny in for example:
danny vs keyboard+mouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0bjk1HXaxE
danny vs random caller
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-QJSv4LlkU&list=PLe0Zay1hg1oUPK749SZB-sbp4A9HlYRf0&index=25
or you know what just listen to the rest of this playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLe0Zay1hg1oUPK749SZB-sbp4A9HlYRf0
Roland is not even close to the douchebag that was danny ross
1 Wsallgood 2014-05-05
I was comparing them strictly on an physical basis. I agree that the ass-hat factor between Danny vs Roland is not even close.
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2 testiclezits 2014-05-05
I've only been listening to the show for around a year, I don't think ever really heard much about Rol's personal life. Is he a virgin? Looking at that picture what chick is getting wet by that monstrosity.
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1 turdthief 2014-05-05
Mutant