Has Ben Bailey ever been on the show?

15  2014-05-03 by [deleted]

God damn, he killed at the Patrice roast. He really lays into Jimmy and Vos hard. I can't believe this is the Cash Cab guy. Why isn't he on the show more? It's obvious he is part of Jimmy's/Vos/Bob's/Patrice's circle. He is still doing comedy too...has 3 shows at Caroline's this week

At Vos:

"You're a giant retarded midget. If you are the last comic standing it's only because they thought you were sitting down. You have the body of a mutant 12 year old, teeth like Tony Robbins, the hands of a circus midget, and your skin looks like it was made from an old saddlebag. You are the only non-Asian I know who is constantly squinting and it certainly isn't because of the brightness of your future."

At Jim:

"Jim Norton. It is hard to write an insult about a man whose physical appearance is so insulting in itself. It's hard to hurt a man who has to get up every day and see that face looking back at himself in the mirror, horrified. You look like one of those stress dolls whose ears pop out when you squeeze his head. You look like a giant albino sea turtle who accidentally swam out of his shell and washed up on the beach, dead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJyJ485sC5w

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That was hands down the most hilariously brutal thing I've ever heard in my entire life. I can't believe that was the Cash Cab guy.

He came in once around 2005 and did great. Soon after, Jimmy was out and they had Ben in to sub for him, and Ben was several hours late. They were clearly really annoyed at him and pretty much ignored him for the rest of the show, and he was never on again. This may have been pre-Cash Cab.

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I want to say it was only a phoner, but I can't remember for sure.

My favorite Jim Norton insult is when Colin called him "an unfinished clone"

That was bobby. In that break he also said he should be eating his way out of an apple.

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He's pretty funny, but calling Patrice a hack is kind of a weak joke. You need to have a little bit of truth in there somewhere.

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