:feelsbadman: I like Opie but he has hah bad reading hah skills
4 2014-05-01 by [deleted]
"to not hah adequate punished Clippers owner Donald Sterling.(...)";
"the warriors concern the pla-hah concocted the plan in a 30-minute team meeting, and were hoping the Clippers would join them in their boycott. USA TODAY Sports’ haaah Sam Amick reports (...)"
"The Warriors’ actually plant hah actual plan was stunning, an-and had it gone down, the sports world would have just about melted down."
:englishdoyouspeakit: hah my brain stops every time Opie's does hah breaks and goes.
The guy has horrible reading skills BUT I do like Opie. Love you and miss ya Opie.
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7 PrinceNagel 2014-05-01
Like the other day when Jimmy exclaimed "Do you mean veganism?" when the Opester pronounced it vedge-anism
4 dazwah 2014-05-01
arch-ih-vest. Archivist.
10 55gallondrum 2014-05-01
Today he said "serendipitously" instead of "surreptitiously."
6 mesobuku 2014-05-01
Opie has very pedestrian reading skills at the end of the day.
2 thrillated 2014-05-01
He needs to figure out that shit.
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1 MartyVanB 2014-05-01
I don't think so. Norton is much stupider. He constantly gets just basic facts wrong on easy stuff
6 BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888 2014-05-01
Its really embarrassing. A ten year old can read better than him
5 VanDamme79 2014-05-01
Maybe I have bad reading skills, but it seems like you said you liked Opie. I must have read it wrong
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4 Ebhagz 2014-05-01
I don't even know what you're trying to say lol
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4 Ebhagz 2014-05-01
Yeah I notice it too I always thought he was just skimming through. Although he does pronounce simple words wrong and dropouts Ant and Jimmy have to correct him
3 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-05-01
What pisses me off is that Opie is clearly a stupid ass frat retard, but nobody can call him on it. The awkward silence that falls over the room when Opie misreads simple shit, or can't understand common phrases, is deafening and douchechilling at the same time.
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2 TheMonkfish 2014-05-01
Bicept. Oof.
2 DeryDerpette 2014-05-01
eppy tome
1 smithjosh 2014-05-01
Opie isn't a smart guy, nor is he the kind of guy who reads for fun. He wouldn't have his current job if it wasn't for Ant. Guys who make millions in radio tend to have an IQ that is way above average.
1 metalnick 2014-05-01
He's worse than Burr.
1 CowsAreCurious 2014-05-01
I think the reason he stumbles so much when he reads is because he's trying to think of the next thing to say when he's done reading, and the wires get crossed which make him trip over himself.
0 Moh7 2014-05-01
Who gives a shit
0 mr__hat 2014-05-01
It's fine, just fine.
-1 HANKKKINGSLEY 2014-05-01
You write like a moron.
-2 [deleted] 2014-05-01
Who gives a fuck, you sound like his wife or some shit
-3 maynardsabeast 2014-05-01
I don't think a single person gives a fuck
1 Iamaredditlady 2014-05-01
You'd be incorrect.
-4 CokboyDeluxeJr 2014-05-01
Man, some of you guys are absolutely out of your minds. Just listen to the show. Why is it necessary to nitpick every single aspect? A lot of the times I would assume the "haah" is him scanning the paper trying to find the high points of whatever article he's looking at.
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1 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-05-01
Lumbergh.
-5 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-05-01
Some people can't read well, some can. Who cares.
-7 glasswork 2014-05-01
Dude, that's the bit.
4 Ebhagz 2014-05-01
Yeah I notice it too I always thought he was just skimming through. Although he does pronounce simple words wrong and dropouts Ant and Jimmy have to correct him