What are the opening lyrics to "Weird News?"

8  2014-05-01 by kgt5003

before the "stories that are really strange" part. I'm assuming the word deranged or something is rhymed but I can't really make out what they hell is being said.

14 comments

36  bmichaels 2014-05-01

Some are odd and some deranged, stories that are very strange - WEIRD NEWS!

8  kgt5003 2014-05-01

Ahh ... The "some are odd" part tripped me up. Thank you for your service.

6  fervt 2014-05-01

SERVICE!?! What?!?

12  Hahrrgis 2014-05-01

NINETEEN EIGHTY?!

9  ArkL 2014-05-01

THERMITE PAINT

5  fetusking 2014-05-01

GULF OF TONKIN

2  poopstainmcgoo 2014-05-01

Ah! Ha! Ha! Well, you can believe that! I choose not to believe everything I'm told! I'm sending my colored British woman to interview Scorch personally so I can get the truth!

6  GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-05-01

I love the sheer joy that this song brings to Ant.

6  CasinoIndian 2014-05-01

It makes him giddy. And that makes him 100% more likeable.

2  PhilipeNegro 2014-05-01

This vital question must be on the front page of reddit.

2  racecartitty 2014-05-01

catchier than "good boai phone naughty boai phone" imo

1  AVCHD 2014-05-01

Song is called Weird Science by Oingo Boingo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm-upHSP9KU

Alternative version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co_yWmPqlq8

1  chris2webby 2014-05-01

Oingo Boingo rocks, but Danny Elfman is so annoying with the faggish accent he talks with today

-4  fritzlschnitzel 2014-05-01

"Some are old - some underage Stories that are really strange"

WEIRD NEEEWWWSS