You guys better watch out. Denny and Sam exist as two sides of the same professional-broadcasting coin. On one end, the benevolent and jovial St. Denny, bringing light to the world with his blessed Harddrive Of Hits, and on the polar opposite alignment of radio, "The Devil's Bitchboy" Sam Roberts. A maniacal, conniving, cutthroat radio man with a voice as shrill as his moral compass. None can know the eternal struggle of light and dark waged between Roberts and Falcone. For if Denny were ever to give in to the Dark Side, he would become more powerful than even Sam could imagine, bringing ruin to the world of radio and ushering in a millennium of morning zoo shows and fugitive contests. "Sam" is even rumored to stand for "Satanic Assplay Mulatto". Praise be to Falcone. May his blow-up saxophones always be with ye.
You guys better watch out. Denny and Sam exist as two sides of the same professional-broadcasting coin. On one end, the benevolent and jovial St. Denny, bringing light to the world with his blessed Harddrive Of Hits, and on the polar opposite alignment of radio, "The Devil's Bitchboy" Sam Roberts. A maniacal, conniving, cutthroat radio man with a voice as shrill as his moral compass. None can know the eternal struggle of light and dark waged between Roberts and Falcone. For if Denny were ever to give in to the Dark Side, he would become more powerful than even Sam could imagine, bringing ruin to the world of radio and ushering in a millennium of morning zoo shows and fugitive contests. "Sam" is even rumored to stand for "Satanic Assplay Mulatto". Praise be to Falcone. May his blow-up saxophones always be with ye.
14 comments
13 notsamwastaken 2014-04-28
hilarious
1 thebedshow 2014-04-28
You on the #rolandgate train yet?
1 [deleted] 2014-04-28
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0 Ebhagz 2014-04-28
Not so tough now pussies. Primetime is sick of our shit and he's gonna wax all our asses. Love ya Sam (wink wink)
2 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-04-28
That's right, Denny's gonna unchain him so he can knock your blocks off
6 Chamomileable 2014-04-28
You guys better watch out. Denny and Sam exist as two sides of the same professional-broadcasting coin. On one end, the benevolent and jovial St. Denny, bringing light to the world with his blessed Harddrive Of Hits, and on the polar opposite alignment of radio, "The Devil's Bitchboy" Sam Roberts. A maniacal, conniving, cutthroat radio man with a voice as shrill as his moral compass. None can know the eternal struggle of light and dark waged between Roberts and Falcone. For if Denny were ever to give in to the Dark Side, he would become more powerful than even Sam could imagine, bringing ruin to the world of radio and ushering in a millennium of morning zoo shows and fugitive contests. "Sam" is even rumored to stand for "Satanic Assplay Mulatto". Praise be to Falcone. May his blow-up saxophones always be with ye.
7 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-04-28
This needs to be his new slogan.
3 Ebhagz 2014-04-28
Sam will forever live in Dennis Falcone's shadow
2 sukotsuto 2014-04-28
He is the shadow to Dennis Falcone's divine light
2 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-04-28
Maybe you could do it in his stead.
1 oandasuperfan 2014-04-28
Special Delivery was the best show in Virus history.
1 Wsallgood 2014-04-28
Scissors up! Suck and fuck!
0 TroyMacClure 2014-04-28
Sooner the better. I turned off the show today because he kept chiming in like his name is on the show banner.
7 Ebhagz 2014-04-28
Sam Roberts eats pussy niggas like you for breakfast. He's from the streets
2 maynardsabeast 2014-04-28
Sam is the man. Fuck the haters.
6 Chamomileable 2014-04-28
You guys better watch out. Denny and Sam exist as two sides of the same professional-broadcasting coin. On one end, the benevolent and jovial St. Denny, bringing light to the world with his blessed Harddrive Of Hits, and on the polar opposite alignment of radio, "The Devil's Bitchboy" Sam Roberts. A maniacal, conniving, cutthroat radio man with a voice as shrill as his moral compass. None can know the eternal struggle of light and dark waged between Roberts and Falcone. For if Denny were ever to give in to the Dark Side, he would become more powerful than even Sam could imagine, bringing ruin to the world of radio and ushering in a millennium of morning zoo shows and fugitive contests. "Sam" is even rumored to stand for "Satanic Assplay Mulatto". Praise be to Falcone. May his blow-up saxophones always be with ye.
7 Ebhagz 2014-04-28
Sam Roberts eats pussy niggas like you for breakfast. He's from the streets
2 maynardsabeast 2014-04-28
Sam is the man. Fuck the haters.