Let me show ya how to kneed the dough

All my pizzerhs got anchovies on 'em. Sprinkle a lil' sardeen earl on dere.

Oh shuure, the children always make a mess with the sauce and olive urhl. Lemme clean up your clothes for ye and lick the sauce from yer li'l fingahs...

Everything cooked in earl.

KIDS ONLY

Yay!

Ohhh shuuuure. I'll even let ya taste my pepperoni.

Whose the old guy over there.....

With the creepy old guy stare

Uncle Col, Uncle Col...

Gruffly mumblin down the hall

Runnin' with his calves so small

Shuure, try my alfredo.

they also get a pizza my pecka up their butts or somethin

Cheese pizza is also available.

SHE'S LYIN'! I was juss liftin' her up on the counter so she could get a better peek my pepperoni tub.

...well below average size sausage.

is it reasonable

Right outside of Grand Central, no?

Yep.

I'm just pleased by the title. Good jerb.

JEEERB

i walk by this place every day and it makes me laugh to myself each time

Uncle Col, Uncle Col...