All in

60  2014-04-22 by EskimoEscrow

25 comments

"As he was being escorted into the police car, he shouted at passerby "Your mom's box." "

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON!!!

The guy's name is Bill Hicks. Coincidence? or alias?

HELLO BILL

When police officers asked the man's age, he is reported to have said "25, whaaaa?"

mid-twenties, whaaa?

So Opie is /r/FloridaMan?

No, he's /r/FloridaMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Finally something happens in his life

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"Hmph get over it y'know!"

When asked for comment, the accused said, "Wait wait wait wait wait"

A-na-n-n-noo...dat's nawt me uh-roit! Oh wait, wrong thread.

Opie's probably smitten by the fact that he looks like a 36 year old

This is Roland's fault.

Hahaha - I see that I'm not the only one to see the resemblance.

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PAUSE

Children of the '80s.

He wanted just a taste.

Openy?

Ugg I live very near. I am not surprised this happened at Wal-mart. Mother huckers everywhere I swear.

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at least Sam quotes these pages often enough to know he is always lurking. i'm sure several of them are.

lol this guy figured it out

Fuck. Had to happen in my hometown.

So needy