He's def not going thru a midlife crisis as he has been in a state of arrested development since his epic battle with alcoholism when he was a young boy and got drunk a couple times.

The Amazing Spiderman 3 starts filming soon. I hear a certain "surly truck driver" is set to return, only this time... yes, he has AIDS

There's only the small pressing matter of finding out if it stinks and whether or not he will like it.

He's trying to be Jamie Lee Curtis' stunt double for those yogurt commercials

• Proof

Ya, he does all the shitting scenes.

He plays the toilet seat.

I asked people on Twitter for questions and I only wrote down one of them, because they were mostly just about fucking people in stairwells. JinxMcGillicuddy asked why do you shave your head, and what would it look like grown in? I have cowlicks, so my hair has always been a source of torture for me. I was so fucked up over my hair that I wore a hat in school and they were going to throw me out, so I got a psychiatrist’s note saying to let me wear my hat because I had such issues mentally with my hair. And I used to get my hair cut by a homoerotic, obese barber, and I never realized how creepy it was that he was touching his groin against my elbow when I was 13 or 14. My hair has been a source of fucking humiliation, so I shave it off. And now that I'm 45, it’s gray. I hate my hair so much. That is amazing. That was the one question that worked and we just hit at the center of everything. [Laughs.] It really is torture for me.

http://www.vulture.com/2013/08/amy-schumer-jim-norton-talk-stand-up-and-hair-trauma.html

Damn that was a good find. I totally forgot about him mentioning this on-air. This should be the top post.

DAMN! That's a good find!

It was addressed briefly today. Jimmy is growing it out for something, probably a show, and according to Opie, you're gay for caring or even noticing.

See, that kind of heightened defense over his hair is why this is a big deal. I may be gay for noticing but I'll never be as gay as that haircut.

ALL FAWWKIN HATERSSS

If he's gonna grow out the hair he should grow his facial hair out so he doesn't look like such a sassy lesbian

Facial hair increases the sassiness of the lesbian.

It's AIDS.

The answer is always AIDS.

Oh man that head shot of Levy is repugnant

Not defending your AIDS theory but HIV comes before AIDS. You don't lose your hair when you have HIV. However you do lose weight. Weight loss will change your voice, although, I haven't noticed a change. I don't think it's AIDS though. My theory is that Jimmy has taken his bi-sexuality up another notch and started having sex with actual men (not trannies). He may be finding better pick-up results with hair.

Not defending your AIDS theory but HIV comes before AIDS.

Yeah, go ahead and believe the "official" story. I know for a fact that thermite paint was found on Jimmy's T cells.

And the FDA secretly put the thermite into his vaccinations.

MIND CONTROL!

I've heard self-heating soup cans will cause excessive hair growth.

It's for his talk show on FX.

He is known for being bald. Why is he trying to transform his image? He's carried it very well.

Are there any details on his new show? How did you find out it was on FX even?

He's "going to dja gym and eatten betteh" and he wants to look better to fuck... things.

I kinda like Jimmy with hair

He needs a nice hat.

So I can remove it

Are you a large negro?

Honestly I don't know. He might just want to grow his hair out. Like, you know, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. I think it's odd though because now that he's lost weight and grown his hair he's cut himself out of the running to play Elmer Fudd if a live action Looney Tunes gets made.

Word on the street is that there's a certain Hair Replacement Emporium that can help lil' Yimmy.

It's for an acting part or perhaps whatever he got greenlit on CC.

I just hope he knows what to do with his hands.

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He's growing his hair out.. So fucking what?

Damn that was a good find. I totally forgot about him mentioning this on-air. This should be the top post.

DAMN! That's a good find!