Mars
30 2014-04-16 by JMueller2012
I always enjoy when he'son, just because he gets shit on immensely whenever the mic (rarely) is put in front of his face. Whether it be his psychotic mother, his subtle longing to be apart of the show and friends with everyone, or his shitty ability Puerto Rican. What's everyone else's thoughts on him?
36 comments
42 BlueSkyyyyyyze 2014-04-16
He's been with the show for almost a decade and hasn't been turned into a bitter, hateful fuck, which is pretty remarkable. He seems like a genuinely cool guy.
33 Ebhagz 2014-04-16
I like Mars a lot
29 dankfranklin 2014-04-16
The short-lived "Damn! That's a nice ______" gag was pretty funny.
20 PanzerSmanzer 2014-04-16
I think the reason I like Mars is because ONA haven't overused him as they're so apt to do. When used sparingly, none of the 'lesser' members of the show really bother me.
18 Opprobriousness 2014-04-16
I've always liked Mars. He's funny and in the rare instances he's on mic has a gem, like kid touching Hispanic uncles or his crazy mother.
It's also funny that he could kick the living shit out of everyone in the room, but I guess that doesn't take much.
1 thefirebuilds 2014-04-16
chickafill?
18 Moh7 2014-04-16
Dammmmmn. This is a good thread
15 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-04-16
He said it best about Danny: "Personally, you can suck balls and die, motherfucker"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJl1kXKg3dA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhF7CCYoaKY
8 LouisCGhey 2014-04-16
Mars is a good guy in my book. I've never heard him get snobby like Ant or Jim, and plus he has an incredibly short temper which makes him even more loveable.
7 JMueller2012 2014-04-16
Is there a picture of him anywhere? I'm sick of thinking that he looks like John Leguizamo
2 Riotgrrill 2014-04-16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_Sl6dvHK-A
1 NoirMagieGateau 2014-04-16
No, he is just kind of a average balding barely recognizable as Hispanic dude who isn't' as good in shape as made to believe.
Here he is playing the douche going "bang baby bang" in a Gregg Hughes production. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_Sl6dvHK-A
2 WiretapStudios 2014-04-16
That clip does make me laugh though.
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6 Epithemus 2014-04-16
I don't understand this sentence.
8 JMueller2012 2014-04-16
They tested his Spanish on the show. It wasn't up to snuff
3 genghiscoyne 2014-04-16
TIL: the degree of shittiness regarding ones ethnicity is based on your ability to speak it's native language.
1 JMueller2012 2014-04-16
Be sure to tune in tomorrow as I teach everyone how to properly remove their face with a lawn mower.
6 dey_c_me_trollin 2014-04-16
Of course you don't. Why would you
3 jhohcable 2014-04-16
I didn't know or think much about him until the psychotic mom stories, now I think he's really cool.
2 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2014-04-16
He's a likable guy but sometimes (not always) a bit of a bore.
2 clarkiswhite 2014-04-16
No reason to hate him. Simply because he's not on that much AND he stuck up for himself against Danny AND WE ALL HATE DANNY, ON HERE AND BEYOND...
2 [deleted] 2014-04-16
MAAHS
2 Jackc1959 2014-04-16
Mars and Erock only likable people on show. Ant used to be likable till Melinda left him and Ant became bitter creepy guy Ant.
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2 TheMonkfish 2014-04-16
He seems like a good guy, and he seems to dislike all the right people.
1 johnnynoname12 2014-04-16
Dumb PR---those are my thoughts
1 MrTimSmith 2014-04-16
His voice annoys me but he seems cool and when they make fun of him it's usually entertaining.
1 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2014-04-16
I'll still never forgive Mars for having the chance to smash Danny a couple years back TWICE (once on shit show and then the next day on O&A) and failing miserably.
1 thefirebuilds 2014-04-16
Ronnie B Says
1 CUNTYMOM 2014-04-16
i love mars, he's hilarious and seems like one of the nicer guys on the show.
-1 PureHufflepuff 2014-04-16
Mars and his stories of abuse make me feel less alone about the fact that my mom broke her favorite hairbrush while beating me with it and my dad made me then apologize to her for breaking the brush in my attempt to defend myself from it.
8 BaggySpandex 2014-04-16
That's rough, she ever find a replacement?
9 PureHufflepuff 2014-04-16
Wooden cooking spoons and coat hangers. Bitch was the MacGyver of finding things to beat my ass with
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1 PureHufflepuff 2014-04-16
Haha, thanks. And you're right. No having to cut my own switch schoolmarm shit
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1 PureHufflepuff 2014-04-16
haha having to fetch the implement of his beating?
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1 BigGreenYamo 2014-04-16
Even though I like Cosby more, Pryor did the bit better because it segued right into Pryor trying to fight his dad, which was hilarious.
-6 uhh-huhh 2014-04-16
i think mars is a mumbling fat mexican manchild, who never gets shit on by the boys, but erock does, which is irritating. i also dislike his guest bookings a whole bunch.
*edit: grammar
3 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-04-16
No no, not the planet....