I only follow comedians that I think are physically attractive and can be easily physically restrained with one hand in order to make love to. Not very willingly, but illegally and beautifully.
Jim doing Leno, and more acting, and slowly becoming a now-I-have-something-to-lose-so-I-won't-be-as-edgy faggot ?
or Opie becoming a father and gaining in-laws who he's self-conscious about ( knowing that they listen to the show ) and therefore ruining the show even more ?
He should take pointers from Bawby on how to do the bald thing, his bald area is discolored so it stands out from his tan/makeup covered face.
Keeping the misshapen jokes in mind, he should try a buzz cut to emphasize a vertical body profile. It might even give him a punk-edgy image vs the "am i bald, am i balding" thin hairstyle.
As much as Sharpton is despicable, he obviously has a stylist on retainer b/c since being on TV and getting the gastric bypass, his clothing style has been very sharp with the pinstripe, double breasted peaked collar suits.
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23 [deleted] 2014-04-10
He looks fine bald.
11 sciencebzzt 2014-04-10
if by "looks fine" you mean "looks like a progeria baby"... then yes, I agree wholeheartedly.
0 [deleted] 2014-04-10
Who really cares about his looks? The dude's pretty funny and entertaining, not a supermodel.
10 trollbotix 2014-04-10
I only follow comedians that I think are physically attractive and can be easily physically restrained with one hand in order to make love to. Not very willingly, but illegally and beautifully.
Fag.
9 [deleted] 2014-04-10
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3 rumpumpumpum 2014-04-10
He looks like he has a huge cyst on the back of his head.
1 [deleted] 2014-04-10
Thank fuck someone else sees this, was starting to think it must be normal. It's not.
2 krbin 2014-04-10
Seriously though, when people shave their heads there can be weird lumps or whatever on them.
0 trollbotix 2014-04-10
I wish Casey Anthony was his mother 40 years ago.
15 MoosePuncher93 2014-04-10
That looks way better on him than the Tsim Fuckus look that he's rocking now
2 iBrandwin 2014-04-10
HAHAH Hilarious. His hair does look like that.
2 VanDamme79 2014-04-10
Who the fuck is that monster?!?
2 pzaaa 2014-04-10
It's Tsim Fuckus.
1 [deleted] 2014-04-10
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2 Fidena 2014-04-10
Tsim Fuckus, a progeria wigger kid.
1 Anton_Lemieux 2014-04-10
I don't get it, it just leads me to pictures of Denny?
0 jimmybrite 2014-04-10
Rip in piece Justin.
7 ThePittWolf 2014-04-10
fat jimmy > slight jimmy
3 Fidena 2014-04-10
I'm happy for Jimmy and all, but his intense self-hatred back when he was fatter really seemed to fuel his comedy.
0 trollbotix 2014-04-10
The real question is this: What's worse ...
Jim losing weight ?
Jim doing Leno, and more acting, and slowly becoming a now-I-have-something-to-lose-so-I-won't-be-as-edgy faggot ?
or Opie becoming a father and gaining in-laws who he's self-conscious about ( knowing that they listen to the show ) and therefore ruining the show even more ?
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-1 IggysGlove 2014-04-10
Opie has always been lame.
1 [deleted] 2014-04-10
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7 Haerverk 2014-04-10
What the fuck is wrong with him!? It looks like someone was about to remove the back of his skull but got caught in the act.
1 LouisCGhey 2014-04-10
Holy shit, that is fucking hilarious.
6 sciencebzzt 2014-04-10
Lil Jimmy is a handsome guy: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3430/3276398150_197466c1a5.jpg
3 sciencebzzt 2014-04-10
oops, wrong pic, sorry guys: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QncPRCX7PSU/TADlKn5xLQI/AAAAAAAAABY/tdTthnwcu-w/s1600/hgps+blog+2.jpg
6 fervt 2014-04-10
That's a photoshop guys, come on. Jimmy looks much better than that.
5 cados 2014-04-10
If he grows it enough he can probably shape it into a decent hairstyle, for TV or movies. Can't blame him for trying something new.
1 xBrianSmithx 2014-04-10
It is certainly the hope that this is just the awkward growing out stage.
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4 justinisntfunny 2014-04-10
Old Peanut Head.
3 [deleted] 2014-04-10
His turkey neck/face is far more offensive.
3 devil2king 2014-04-10
New age Uncle Fester.
3 Doom_Art 2014-04-10
His head looks like the piece of fruit you throw away.
2 rjl_ 2014-04-10
What's this from? If I had to venture a guess, I'd say someone cast a young Don Rickles in Kung Fu. But I'd be wrong.
6 melongtimelurker 2014-04-10
i believe Inside Amy Shumer.. but i'm not certain
he and Bob Kelley were masseurs..
3 Alienmonkey 2014-04-10
Yup. Bob Kelley was on a different level of creaper for that skit. Was good shit.
3 DoubleGuns 2014-04-10
Jimmy & Bawby on Amy Schumer's show
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2 I_love_darkkobold 2014-04-10
I don't see a problem.
2 alittlebigger 2014-04-10
They're at home with lady cramps
1 CryptoZappa 2014-04-10
Fat Jimmy = better with no hair
Skinny/fat Jimmy = better with the hair
1 Opprobriousness 2014-04-10
He looks like Kuato with thinner hair.
1 otisdriftwood420 2014-04-10
he is the true Lord Varys
1 dazwah 2014-04-10
He had a buzz cut on Amy Schumer's premiere. It wasn't clean shaven like OPs pic but it wasn't awful like it is now.
1 runrvs 2014-04-10
yuck.
1 derrickgott 2014-04-10
FIXED http://imgur.com/FD2JStH
1 LarkSquire 2014-04-10
He looks better this way.
0 cajunjack55 2014-04-10
A bunch of grown ass men talking about another mans haircut is pretty pathetic..
5 ElPatreeecko 2014-04-10
You should call in and tell that to the boys. They do the same thing all the time.
-1 erockarmy 2014-04-10
He should take pointers from Bawby on how to do the bald thing, his bald area is discolored so it stands out from his tan/makeup covered face.
Keeping the misshapen jokes in mind, he should try a buzz cut to emphasize a vertical body profile. It might even give him a punk-edgy image vs the "am i bald, am i balding" thin hairstyle.
As much as Sharpton is despicable, he obviously has a stylist on retainer b/c since being on TV and getting the gastric bypass, his clothing style has been very sharp with the pinstripe, double breasted peaked collar suits.
3 pbpble 2014-04-10
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, 9PM/10PM central.
2 iBrandwin 2014-04-10
HAHAH Hilarious. His hair does look like that.
2 VanDamme79 2014-04-10
Who the fuck is that monster?!?
2 pzaaa 2014-04-10
It's Tsim Fuckus.
2 Fidena 2014-04-10
Tsim Fuckus, a progeria wigger kid.
0 jimmybrite 2014-04-10
Rip in piece Justin.
1 Anton_Lemieux 2014-04-10
I don't get it, it just leads me to pictures of Denny?