Roland tells Twitter "I Need to be verify!"

26  2014-04-10 by BumbiBestie

Looks like Roland is fighting against fake accounts and is requesting white glove treatment from Twitter:

@rolandos99: @Rolandoz99 @twitter @twittermedia @omid @Support the one with a Z is the fake account look at the followers # I need to be verify! Please

42 comments

85  BANANASrb 2014-04-10

The only thing I want verified about Roland is the cause and time of death.

14  BigGreenYamo 2014-04-10

I bet "cause" could be narrowed down significantly. Anything involving jogging will be automatically ruled out.

12  BANANASrb 2014-04-10

Is being a fat titted mush mouth fatal?

4  BigGreenYamo 2014-04-10

Kinda. I have a feeling that there's going to be a lot of gasping and chest-clutching.

0  havingmadfun 2014-04-10

No but the lulz you gave me are

6  [deleted] 2014-04-10

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5  rumpumpumpum 2014-04-10

Respiratory failure due to Hantavirus infection. Those mouse turds have a rep for killing the infirm.

2  [deleted] 2014-04-10

Hopefully the cause is a long battle with vocal cord cancer

25  Doom_Art 2014-04-10

Anyone who impersonates him better watch out. You might make the panda angry. He might message you and tell you that he hopes you get in a car crash or that your dog dies or something.

21  BigGreenYamo 2014-04-10

Yeah, or your wife is having sex with someone else teeeheeeee

24  dankfranklin 2014-04-10

Way to know verb tense, fatbody

7  Mitchull 2014-04-10

Fatbody is such a good insult. Only other place I've heard it is Full Metal Jacket. I wonder if R Lee Ermey coined it.

1  TankRizzo 2014-04-10

cut him some slack, he's Metsikin

21  HodorIsMyNigga 2014-04-10

Ok everyone, let's make fake Roland accounts.

17  jhohcable 2014-04-10

He's all in with a taste of the white glove.

But seriously he should be banned from twitter. Just to drive him crazy.

10  A_box_in_a_cage 2014-04-10

Let us all report his account and get him banned!

-8  jhohcable 2014-04-10

I wouldn't say report his account.

Just get hired at twitter and then become president of twitter, and then sign into twitter legislation outlawing Roland forever, the missiles launch in 10 minutes.

-1  jhohcable 2014-04-10

The downvotes are because people on this sub take this kind of thing seriously.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BECOME PRESIDENT OF TWITTER, HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?" -dumb ass nubscrubs here

14  [deleted] 2014-04-10

He's confused himself with the talent.

12  [deleted] 2014-04-10

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29  highflyin 2014-04-10

As long as this "camp" has gas chambers too

8  BANANASrb 2014-04-10

With special artisan zyclon-b pastries.

17  CBAnaesthesia 2014-04-10

Zyclon-b is PEDESTRIAN gas.

4  [deleted] 2014-04-10

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6  Motorboat_Jones 2014-04-10

Gas chambers that accommodate grand pianos.

9  MartyVanB 2014-04-10

If celebrities like the booker for a satellite radio show can't get verified who can?

8  El_Cocko 2014-04-10

I sort of feel bad for him with this whole twitter thing. Then I get his fat thin skinned speech impediment voice in my head. The feeling bad for him goes away.

6  TheRaulRangel 2014-04-10

I use to hate Sam but now I cannot stand Roland. I'd rather hear 4 hours of the the Sam Roberts show than hear fatboy go on about cronuts, white gloves, or guests.

4  Chip--Chipperson 2014-04-10

All his connections and he cant get that dumb blue check?

4  EskimoEscrow 2014-04-10

This Panda sounds angry

4  RazakelApollyon 2014-04-10

Elephant in the room time! So, Roland....is he...ya know. A little slow?

5  thrillated 2014-04-10

According to Roland himself:

I only w-indecipherable mumblings.

4  thehighground 2014-04-10

Nobody wants to be that fat disgusting fuck

3  BumbiBestie 2014-04-10

@rolandos99: @portdauphin @twitter @twittermedia @Support I don't have time for this shit

3  BumbiBestie 2014-04-10

@rolandos99: @CapThisWeekend @twitter @twittermedia @Support @Roloando99 that's the Fake one u can see by the followers

3  Motorboat_Jones 2014-04-10

All the same followers as Bobo?

3  BumbiBestie 2014-04-10

@rolandos99: Yet another account @twitter @twittermedia @Support please verify me - here is another imposter account @rolandos99

3  billyredface 2014-04-10

This is hilarious.

3  CryptoZappa 2014-04-10

Everything about Roland is so hateable that it makes me sort of like him.

1  [deleted] 2014-04-10

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1  Anton_Lemieux 2014-04-10

He types like he speaks.

14  Ojisan1 2014-04-10

if it was how he speaks, it would be :

@rolandos99: @Rolandoz99 @twitter @twittermedia @omid @Support theone wiZsthe faaccount lookathefolers # Ineeobe verify! Please HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE

6  iamcolinquim 2014-04-10

I can't wait for the heart disease to take him.

4  [deleted] 2014-04-10

Now I want a "National Talk like Roland" Day

1  feelmikehawk 2014-04-10

My money is on heart attack at the rub and tug.

1  BigGreenYamo 2014-04-10

Beaten to death by a ladyboy at the rub and tug

1  ticklemeshawn 2014-04-10

I joined reddit just to bash that nobody piece of pigshit. !

-1  Mitchull 2014-04-10

If anyone else on the show were going through this ordeal, it'd be a hot topic.

-1  derrickgott 2014-04-10

My friends called Roland Fat on twitter and he tried to get their podcast removed from iTunes. Lol I tried to pull the tweet but that whiney bitch protected his account. Proof of the tweet by the reply tweets http://imgur.com/kHwhJAv