I believe Patton mentioned this last time he was on the show. His brother's twitter is great.

https://twitter.com/Puddinstrip

I'm at the public library to do some writing and also judge the Francis Dolarhyde look-a-like contest currently going on

going to a friends birthday party at 9:30, there's gonna be a DJ there so I should be home by 9:32

bored, think I'll seduce a married woman at Nordstrom's and completely destroy her marriage or maybe take a nap

I dont think about other women while having sex but Im sure my penis is fantasizing about being inside Golden Corrals chocolate waterfall

my heart goes out to the victims of the Malaysian Airline crash and the guy at CNN who came up with that 'Mystery of Flight 370' font