Can we attend if our children are not of gift receiving age?
Your family will NOT be allowed to attend the parties unless there is at least ONE child of gift receiving age in your immediate group.
suuuure, c'mere and let uncle paul give you a gift nummmummmnnmm
Joking aside, when I was like 8, my aunt took me and my cousins to a Christmas present giveaway for poor kids held by the Knights of Columbus. We weren't poor, but a man dressed as Santa gave us toys that people donated for poor kids. I have a shitty family. I don't even know how we got in as "poor kids".
8 comments
6 krbin 2014-04-08
I heard Uncle Paul deals with "sneak ins" personally.
2 [deleted] 2014-04-08
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3 VeritablyClean 2014-04-08
suuuure, c'mere and let uncle paul give you a gift nummmummmnnmm
3 [deleted] 2014-04-08
Shuuure let uncle paul kiss your tootsies and play turkey foot wublawubla
1 Fidena 2014-04-08
NO ADULTS ALLOWED. Kids only, eh-heh, eh-heh.
3 Uncle_Paul_Hargis 2014-04-08
shuuuuuuurreeee... only good li'l boys and guhrls get presents. le'mme give ye a kiss on the bottom parts...
3 UnclePual 2014-04-08
I prefer http://www.unclepaulshideout.com/ everyone can get something no matter what you age is.
2 krbin 2014-04-08
Joking aside, when I was like 8, my aunt took me and my cousins to a Christmas present giveaway for poor kids held by the Knights of Columbus. We weren't poor, but a man dressed as Santa gave us toys that people donated for poor kids. I have a shitty family. I don't even know how we got in as "poor kids".
1 Skylinerr 2014-04-08
We all have virginity losing stories. No need to brag.
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