I wouldn't take to much offense to him getting on your girl I'm convinced he never even touched a girl. I feel like he is just a giant slob that is a Asexual human being.

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The guy doesn't want a bunch of childish strangers fucking with him all day long. What's so hard to comprehend about that. You don't have to comment on the personal social media pages of peripheral staff members. That's fucking creepy already.

He promotes the fuck out of his twitter/instagram on the show so clearly he does want followers. Whats so hard to comprehend about that.

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its not just a statement, some stranger made a comment on an item he had saying it's shit. you are looking at his things and judging them negatively. you can't fault him for looking at it as an attack.

So because someone says your headphones are shit, you stalk their girlfriend and insult her?

because Roland should think that this guy isn't an asshole and generally just wants his opinion out that Beats are just a terribly made product? or is he just another dick on the internet?

The guy is an asshole, sure. But what does his girlfriend have to do with it? It's a bitch move.

That's why you don't get the panda angry, because he totally goes there. The guy's a real loose cannon.

I agree with this, does sound like a play out of Ant's book though. Insult the people around the internet tough guy then block.

This is true. However for some reason I wouldn't mind it as much if Ant did it.

But Beats really are just shit

Agreed, I have a pair of Koss headphones that are easily 7 years old now and they still sound better. All padding is gone, and the wire is now stiff as hell, but still sounds amazing.

Sennheiser are better headphones than beats ever dreamed of being

Im not sure who downvoted you, but you're absolutely right.

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Very...mysterious.

Qweeb or quay. Long shot--- Spanish.

No, he's not asexual, he's just a blubbery, jibbering, short, baldheaded, sweat looking man. How would he approach a girl? 'Himynameisrolandiworkontheopieandanthonyshowimaproducerihatedunkindonuts!' He can't handle being trash talked so everyone has to treat him with kid gloves. He's petty and pathetic. He "punished" the show by cancelling his precious "friend" Dominique when they made fun of his stupid cronuts. He takes joy in being a worthless prick, yelling really loud the same way any fat, waddling prey animal yells when confronted. He giggles like a woman and enjoys all the same childish shit as Erock. He's unfuckable in every possible way, he has a terrible body, face and style, a terrible personality, no game whatsoever, no manners, no money or credit, no respect from fans, etc. Why would any women ever fuck him short of a monetary exchange?

True Roland is a cunt, but to be fair, so is your girlfriend.

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Rolando should hook up with Fez.

Is it just me, or why do grown men have Instagram accounts? Seems like teenage girl shit.

says the guy on reddit

I'm not taking selfies or pictures of food.

Arguing degree is not the same as refuting the argument.

FUCK YES EXACTLY!

Why is Twitter not enough? They're pretty much the same thing.

wow she looks dumb as an asshole

I'm now convinced Chip is just Roland passing notes to Jim.

tss more like mo land tss fuckin fat cocksucka

I think you need to post pics of your girlfriend, too. Topless would be better.

Yeah, that will show that fat fucker. Do it!

I saw you get retweeted by the cronuts guy, solid. By the way, tomorrow is 30 days.

Huzzah!

Do you remember when they were trying to get Roland hired, they made him out to be the greatest talent booker in the history of entertainment.. WHAT THE FUCK VALUE DOES HE BRING TO THE SHOW?!?!?! Dig up Steve C and bring him back.

He said "Steve"! Someone say "yess" in an ambiguously gay voice before the moment is lost!!

YEESSSSSS

SCROLL, SCROLLL

He is the only member of staff to openly cry on air like a little baby after all.

Erock did during tequila and donuts day and Jim has cried during a Robert Ebert story.

Erock crying during that bit was awesome and lil Yimmy is just a sweet boy.

Roland is a coddled fat pig.

Erock also cried when they revealed his top 10 heroes on myspace.

That about sums it up.

I heard the E-rock one and that wasn't really crying...Roland was literally snot-nosed weeped.

RIP Robert Ebert

Who is Robert Ebert?

i dislike his character and recent on-air contributions, but that is not that important to me. where he loses me, is with booking the most unnecessary and unfitting people imaginable. the only moment his bookings work, is when you have lady di in, to break up the mild flow those interviews have, which she accomplished brilliantly during her internship.

I'm taking a lot of joy that the pretentious fuck this fat piece of shit protected the other day is taking a beating for this.

The worst part of this is Opie's tweet about supporting the donut man. Fatso probably begged and pleaded for him to say something positive because of Ant's tweet laughing at him. That or Opie is delusional enough to think the cronut guy is good radio and doesn't want to burn a bridge.

If I wasn't so lazy, I'd make up a fake twitter to harass that waste of life Roland. But I am, so I'll just complain here.

Why is Opie such a jelly spine? I thought he was "The Destroyer"

I honestly can't figure that shit out. Anyone else who acted like Roland would get tarred and feathered and ridden out on a rail.

Because Roland and the cronut guy set up an exclusive date for Opie and his wife at the cronut dudes bakery few months ago.

Dude, Roland set up an amazing date for Opie and his wife at the cronut dude's place. Of course he will defend the cronut guy, and to a certain extent Roland. He's in their debt.

Roland is just a fat slob who was raised as a special boy but is just now realizing how shitty life treats disgusting fat bodies like his.

Choke on a ham fat boy

But is your girlfriend hot

Beats aren't shit for listening, but they are overpriced... For actual production though, they are total shit.

The fact that they're a status symbol for the temporarily rich makes them unfashionable to wear.

I guess?

Exactly. It's like driving your dad's Maserati to your classes at community college every day.

Source: I've seen a guy do exactly that.

Grado's or gtfo

I use audio technica myself, but the standard headphones are 7506's.. That's what most radio guys use. They are about $100 a pair.

Real question: what is the mess that Roland is in?

(other than him being Roland)

He cancelled the cronut guy's visit on Tuesday, because he thought the boys were going to bash him. After that someone (speculated to be one of the pests) went into the cronut bakery and video taped a mouse running around, which cause the health inspector to stop by and shut the store down due to a massive infestation.

Thank you sir.

What does Roland have to do with the video?

Since it is speculated that a pest took the video, it falls in him for bringing attention to the bakery. Especially for being right after he cancelled his appearance on the show.

How did it come about that a fan took the video?

That's fucking awesome!

Is it me, or is tubby's twitter protected?

https://twitter.com/rolandos99

he;s obese

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He's a fat fuck but nothing will happen. He's always trying to go out of his way for Opie & Anthony. Like setting up an amazing date at the Cronut dude's place for Opie and his wife. Opie has been afraid to even insult Roland, or let the others give him too much of a beating since then.

I can hardly imagine it being amazing.

I dunno, from the pictures he uploaded and what he said - it sounds like he really enjoyed the star treatment at the place.

I'm behind on the show, so can please someone summarize what's going on with Roland? I know the Cronut guy had his place shut down due to mice, but that's about it.

Cronut guy was supposed to come in last week, decided that his wife, or or Roland, or someone decided that they didn't like the way O&A would represent him and his business so they talked him out of going on the show.

This, of course, is after months of Roland sucking this guy's cock and using terms like "pedestrian treats" for anything that didn't come from cronut guy

Screencaps or it didn't happen

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You know, I actually like Roland (though he was a dick about the cronut thing) but a grown man who types "wow she looks dumb as an asshole" needs to reexamine his life choices.

im gonna take rolands side on this one, you just sound like every other whining cunt.

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It does matter to you, you are needy and words hurt you.

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Just look at your own screencap you posted. you had a short exchange with Roland... he spent a whole 15 seconds insulting you... you wrote a butthurt paragraph back and now I FUCKING KNOW ABOUT IT YOU NEEDY CUNT.

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I'm new to the show. Is it just me or do Erock, Roland and Sam all have the same weird whiny voice? What's up with that?

I like the other two but Roland seems like a fucking douche.

I would say erocks and sams voices sound a little similar... Roland... no

Sam & Roland have unique voices, but I wouldn't say they're whiny. Erock sounds like a normal guy to me - dunno why you think that.

what's been happening with Roland and all the hate recently?

I haven't listened in a few weeks, but I did listen to the tequilla and donut show yesterday, and his "teeheehee" made me crack up every time

Yeah we're over the teehee now and we've all decided to hate Roland. Check the last newsletter you were sent.

I think the tide started to turn around the time of the Dr. Ian Smith's diet contest. He was incredibly disrespectful and started to show his true colors.

So you fucked with him then got mad when he responded, yea HE is the bitch

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