Opie Burning Out Unmasked

0  2014-04-04 by rumpumpumpum

Ever since RB announced the Unmasked gig Opie has been insisting on retelling his clapped-out stories about the old days. He's going to have nothing left to talk about when he does the actual show.

I'm anticipating that this edition of Unmasked will be an interesting train wreck. Opie is going to be constantly interrupting Ant and Jim to tell his version of things and going off on his tedious long-winded tangents. Will Ron be able to reign him in to keep him from "breaking down" everything and fit the show into just one hour?

11 comments

16  rterrana691 2014-04-04

shet up

7  sk00ks 2014-04-04

it'll be fine, don't you worry your sweet head about it

5  I-am-Gizmoduck 2014-04-04

I turn on the tube and what do I see A whole lotta people cryin' "Don't blame me" They point their crooked little fingers ar everybody else Spend all their time feelin' sorry for themselves Victim of this, victim of that Your momma's too thin; your daddy's too fat

Get over it Get over it All this whinin' and cryin' and pitchin' a fit Get over it, get over it

You say you haven't been the same since you had your little crash But you might feel better if I gave you some cash The more I think about it, Old Billy was right Let's kill all the lawyers, kill 'em tonight You don't want to work, you want to live like a king But the big, bad world doesn't owe you a thing

Get over it Get over it If you don't want to play, then you might as well split Get over it, Get over it

It's like going to confession every time I hear you speak You're makin' the most of your losin' streak Some call it sick, but I call it weak

You drag it around like a ball and chain You wallow in the guilt; you wallow in the pain You wave it like a flag, you wear it like a crown Got your mind in the gutter, bringin' everybody down Complain about the present and blame it on the past I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass

Get over it Get over it All this bitchin' and moanin' and pitchin' a fit Get over it, get over it

Get over it Get over it It's gotta stop sometime, so why don't you quit Get over it, get over it

3  xBrianSmithx 2014-04-04

Maybe Ronnie B isn't going to stick to "radio career" questions. Maybe he will do more with their personal lives, etc. Either way you should trust more in the interviewer who has been touched by God himself.

-1  rumpumpumpum 2014-04-04

I'm sure he'll try.

2  LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-04-04

Ronnie is a fantastic interviewer, both talented and experienced, so I have no question he can reign in the likes of those three stooges.

1  jespie 2014-04-04

You have summed up my exact thoughts perfectly.

0  opiesucks 2014-04-04

i think Opie and Ant should be interviewed separately to avoid all that. Ron B should ask the same questions so we can see how much lying Dipshit does.

3  ILikeOpie 2014-04-04

I Like Opie

2  rsmetty 2014-04-04

Not lying... "pumping up"

0  MartyVanB 2014-04-04

I hope Opie doesn't pull his "HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON!" Crap

-1  rumpumpumpum 2014-04-04

I'm sure he'll try.