I made a graph

62  2014-04-03 by mr__hat

41 comments

FYI: It also doubles as a graph of fat Bob Kellys weight.

You know he has 2 more fats in him still.

How much more fats could he have in him?

And the answer is none.

None........... more fats.

I bet his fat jiggles in the key of d-minor; the saddest chord of all.

until the heart attack

at once, from the look of it

Bobby!!!

Bobbo!!

Bobby is like an amazing character actor, except he sucks at acting

He's just insecure about the African part of his heritage.

I'm sure Anthony doesn't listen to the replay, but I hope he recognized he was the only person laughing when he talked about his frequent visits to N-Mania. In fact, DiPaulo said "I'm not ok with that." Ant laughed like a jerk.

Do I have to explain Nick DiPaolo and sarcasm to you?... Unless you are the one who is being sarcastic.. in which case I'm the ass.

I get Di Paulo, he wasn't being sarcastic in the least. He didn't chuckle or react at all. He isn't a bigot.

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No, but the "insiders" say that Opie mentioned something to Ant off-air about his racial rants since this is a contract year for them.

Even if this did actually happen, after today, it mattered diddly fuck all.

God, he's just insufferable. What on earth did his parents do to him? Also, he happens to make no sense. He says poor people don't need health care because they can go to the emergency room. WHO DOES HE THINK IS PAYING FOR THE EMERGENCY ROOM?

Is that a photo of Anthony with underwear on his head? Do we want to know context?

He's a teenage girl trapped in a goblin body.

woah. It's kind of offensive to call him a "goblin". The preferred nomenclature is "back-alley Tunisian knife fighter".

Or Corsican pimp.

Yes. He lost his hat.

Covering the plugs

THEY'RE NOT PLUGS. THEY'RE INDIVIDUAL FOLLICLES!

Show them off.

Artistically placed!

OP cropped out the 7th grader crying in the shower.

With her asshole wide enough to fit a watermelon.

Jesus dude. You had to go and make it sexy.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to turn you on. 8)

Ya, he hadn't had any rants in a while, wonder why it came up this week in such full force.

It was the obamacare signup deadline I presume.

Ah yes, Fox news must be all over that

While MSNBC is licking it's own nutsack

Fox was talking Benghazi on monday

What a surprise.

"It's a fresh topic!" yelled 2012

And CNN is still on that stupid fucking plane

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it's a conglomerated, mullatta, MONGREL class of graph!

it actually got them some press today. it just must be nice knowing someone is listening. if i was Opie i would tell Anthony to crank it to 11 until October and hopefully they dont get fired but signed to one last big money deal.

Also works as a "show quality" graph. 8)

Strangely enough those peaks are also the times when I seem to switch the station...

He's a teenage girl trapped in a goblin body.

Yes. He lost his hat.

Covering the plugs

OP cropped out the 7th grader crying in the shower.

Show them off.

Artistically placed!