DOUCHE CHILL Opie and Anthony How to Pick Up Girls at Beach (1997)

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I can't even get through it

I almost tapped out at "I'm playing ball." That's just as bad as the Lacrosse YAAAAA moment, which still gives me convulsions after 200,000+ listens.

Opie's says "all the sudden."

Christ.

Opie has amazing tits in this video.

my teeth itch

Classic 'Opester' putting up numbers.

Numberssssss*

Nnnnnniiice!

Did anyone else catch the "Trinity was hurt in the making of this program" thing? ew

I like the "tss" a la Chip Chipperson at 2:05

Holy shit.

I'm 100% sure that Chip is an Opie parody now. There's just too many similarities.

Wow. Thats a serious tss

Couldn't even finish it. And I grew up listening to them on AAF in jr high/high school. I have no idea what I was thinking...

Compared to the drek they were up against... don't take it too hard.

This is the first, the first one I can't watch. I fucking bailed at, "What do you want to play?"... "Ball." And then Opie walks three feet away and talks to Anthony like he's Hue Hefner. No, nu uh, fuck this. I'll wait to see if I can watch it when they review it themselves.

Hue Hefner.

"ANTHONY... HOW IMPORTANT ARE THE BLACK SHOES AND WHITE TUBE SOCKS AT THE BEACH?" - Larry King

Look at the tits... on Opie.

This has rape written all over it

Ant went to rub the lotion on her tits but got too scared at the last second

Seriously, how did these guys last in radio?!

He rubs the lotion on her tits or else he gets the hose again.

Hey man, WHILE HOWARD WAS DOING SUB-PAR RADIO, OPIE AND ANTHONY WERE MAKING A NAME FOR THEMSELVES.

I'm amazed that in 2014 Opie's video titles are as douchey as anything in this video.

That being said, I wish I could type a phonetic version of Anthony's impression of Ralph Kramden imitating a fancy actor. "Yyyewwwwgh" Mr. Favershaaam...

It's funny because Anthony keeps screwing up. Get it?

Chick in the pink top with the blonde bob has the biggest tits.

I don't think it's possible to find a beach that was more of a sausagefest. Poor girl being surrounded by 50 guys eyeballing her

It looked like the beginning of a cum on her face video.

tss, bet she looks like theres a squid on her face afterwards....because of all the cum on her face.

Good one, Chip Levy.

I made it 40 seconds in and got scared.

You might not know this but when they aired this bit they were serving a two week suspension.

dat url

It only shows up when opie is on the screen. Which makes it douchier.

Opster had 32A cups

The Opster putting up numbers.

eg. 38-B

Did NO ONE catch "...rub the salami" in the background at 1:24?!

Put that shit on a tshirt Ope.

Damn opie is pale.

He needs a tan, brother man!

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http://i.imgur.com/KvxCoI7.png Check out the empties, MAAN.

he doesn't want the cancer

Shit sandwich.

I tried to be fair and put myself back in the early 90's, thinking maybe it would have been ok.. It wouldn't have. What an utter embarrassment in any era.

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I hope they got suspended for this.

I know we all change...we dress weird, we have bad haircuts, etc...But do you ever wonder, when hearing/watching something like this - "What was I thinking?!" I mean, I know the guys will think that tomorrow, but what about everyone who was listening/watching this and thinking it was cool. Urgh.

And the chick is sitting like she's ready to give birth.

It was a different time. No YouTube meant that people had limited options to see wacky zany people getting wild in public.

This was local hosts being funny. So cool then.

EWWWWW the guy yelling "rub the salami!!" at 1:25 after she touches Opie's leg.

that part was hilarious.

Reminds me of Goofus and Gallant.

Opie acts like bieber is so embarrassing for trying to be cool. At least bieber is under 20. Opie was over 30 and more embarrassing than any 18 year old.

The awkwardness from 2:03 to 2:07 was painful. The stuttering and head nodding, god damn. Just too much.

Opie looks like an out of shape john cena with those shorts..

The way the people were crowding around her I thought it was the beginning of a bukakke.. poor girl..

Oh-EhME-GEE

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Anyone wanna volunteer picking up girls in the beach this way and recording the whole thing?

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So far this is the only "new" Real Rock TV footage for me... thanks for the douche chills...

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Jorts were never cool.

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made my day

Well they were right about one thing. That girl has amazing breasts.