What are the funniest Ant/Jim lines directed at poor E-Rock you can remember?

8  2014-03-28 by [deleted]

I remembered one today and was hhhowling just thinking about it...

I think E-Rock was angry at Sal for messing with his stuff and shouted at Sal: "don't mess with my bag."

Then Ant jumped in with "the one you have to wear around your mouth?"

Hih-larryous!

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Eems eetin all da ice creem

Gotta love Jamaican Jimmy. "Weee've run cleeer out of bowls!"

De booowls is blockin' de doors!

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Eez snortin chiken figars off a mirra. We don want im hear.

When Ant said in his Reagan voice, "Mr. Gorbachev, come back here and shut up!"

"Life of Pi" - Pretty short around E-Rock.

That was a Roland slam.

Ant making whale noises while calling him on vacation.

"Have you tried any of the krill?"

Erock sighs and hangs up.

Opie asked Erock about his weekend and Erock said, "I went to Philly..." Then Ant immediately said, "To Philly your belly?"

I still howl when I think of that.

There was another one more recently where I guess Erock was having some kind of trouble and Ant said something about one pair of footprints in the granite, referencing this famous poem about Jesus carrying you. I wish I could remember the exact words.

That gem was however overshadowed by the bashing Ant gave Danny though.

You can hear it in this Jim Norton laugh compilation at 20:24
http://youtu.be/z7RdHX5pK0Q?t=20m24s

I'm having E-rock overload right now. There are literally THOUSANDS of instances running through my brain, and that's only from 2013. One that stands out was when Opie gave out E-rocks number while he was at Disneyland, and Ant/Jim started running through tons of Disney rides with E-rock name twists. "Tower of Tiramisu", among like 20 others.

Mad Hatter's D-Cups?

take us out you hooved animal

Talking about CGI and how difficult it would be to get a whale to jump over top of you:

Jim: Yeah we can't even get one to go to break on time.

"Did you Philly your belly?"

Nothing beats E-rock is a hero day. They were listening to Bonnie Tyler's "I Need a Hero" and Ant goes "This is his song. When he's at the deli."

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fat

Gotta love Jamaican Jimmy. "Weee've run cleeer out of bowls!"

De booowls is blockin' de doors!

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Eez snortin chiken figars off a mirra. We don want im hear.