Can't wait for the cronut guy next week!

28  2014-03-26 by [deleted]

fuck roland and his pseudo foodie observations

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Roland is a fat piece of shit and I'm sick to death of hearing what he likes to eat. Who gives a fuck what a whale eats?

Wish they would smash him more. They're worried about Ladi Di dying? Roland is eating himself into an early death. Fat fuck is 340 pounds and like 5 feet tall

And that's not even a "been a fat guy my whole life" 340lbs. Dude had put on nearly 250lbs within 10 years. hehehehehehee

Foodie whales eat Krillnuts.

Home run opprobriousness

i've said this before but gorging yourself to gigantic fatness isn't a sign of good taste. it doesn't express much selectiveness.

thats right

Great, another food segment that will make for shitty radio. They had him on once already, does he really need to be back on?

Not so fast! If we're lucky, they may watch a video with nothing but wind noise and weird music while he's in.

As long as it is some generic euro techno beat, I'm all in.

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This would crush Roland's weak fat heart.

That would be nice. Fuck the cronut guy and only making a couple hundred for the day and that's it.

no way, opie has mentioned that he's gotten the hook up from cronut man before

That would be awesome.

THIS.

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i hate when he says "pedestrian foods". Fat fucking guy

fuck the cronut guy.

cronuts aren't even good

You know what is good, though? Lima bean mash with curdled milk.

I want to know why they hound E-Rock so badly about his weight, when he is probably on 20-30 pounds overweight, but totally give Roland a pass, when he is at least 100 pounds overweight?

I think it's because making fun of erocks weight is funny, while making fun of Roland is sad. at least erock has a chick. Roland is some weird fat gay troll.

Because erock can take it and Roland would either go crying to management and or kill himself. OPIE took one shot at him today, something along the lines of thick wrists, and he responded with "words hurt". Fucking useless pussy.

Because he books all the 'hot' guests

Also mostly because he doesnt fight back

Not to mention Roland calls him slobbo. No right to say that at all.

I think they feel bad for him. Opie made a fat joke today and Roland responded "words hurt" and opie just laughed uncomfortably and apologized.

it's a bit and Roland is a big sissy

they give it to Erock because as much as they paint him as a fat manchild, that accusation is much more fitting for Roland

Erock is way more than 20-30 pounds over weight. He was 248 and hes not tall. That's fat as shit.

The only solace I have when I hear Roland talk, is that I know he will die an early torturous death from fat clogging his throat.

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did that fat piece of turd just say "those are pedestrian food" instead of peasant food fucking imbecile.

Pedestrian, as if any regular jackoff can buy it from some foreigner's sidewalk cart.

Pedestrian post.

I'm actually dying to try one