Relax everybody. This is how the boys take "the fugitive" bit to the next level. Soon we'll be hearing clues on how to find her $43.00 and spare diaper.
If she's drunk and waving $200+ around in a shitty area , she deserves everything she gets - like Anthony said - perpetual victim. You need to learn from your mistakes.
I like the pure venom in Anthony's voice when he called her a piece of shit (I think that's what he said, I listened a few hours ago) when she started to get uppity.
That is exactly how stupid people talk when they think they are being real clever and getting away with something. They pad out the story, concentrating almost exclusively on all the unnecessary bullshit peripheral details that did actually happen to them, and then try to skate over the lie that they don't have enough self-confidence in.
They think we're as dumb as them, and if they throw enough sand in our eyes we'll get distracted by missed train stops or fish menus.
Whether she drank all the money and fell down, or lost it when drunk, or Bill popped her and took it, or she just wants another charity radio payday, who knows, who cares.
It's possible, but she is in a shit neighborhood, and there is a crown fried chicken she could have plausibly went to, and a drunk, bumbling Lady Di would be the perfect mark.
I really don't think she's smart enough to create a story like this, even though it's very simple. If she did in fact create a story, she would keep getting the details wrong over and it would be obvious she was lying.
They don't have the mental horsepower for proper creativity, so they put disproportionate focus on the irrelevant shit that did actually happen, try to bury the signal in noise, and hope to skate as quickly as possible past the imaginary bit.
Go find someone that was genuinely mugged, ask them what happened, and see if they spend the first fifteen minutes of their story complaining about a train conductor from the day before.
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14 badbillypratt 2014-03-24
Relax everybody. This is how the boys take "the fugitive" bit to the next level. Soon we'll be hearing clues on how to find her $43.00 and spare diaper.
7 Mauklauke 2014-03-24
I take my previous comment back, I do think she got mugged.
Also, Bill is the shit. I want more phoners from Bill.
1 WiretapStudios 2014-03-24
When I hear his voice, I just picture Don Vito.
1 Ebhagz 2014-03-24
Yeah I like Bill a whole lot now
6 tibber2 2014-03-24
Bobo's mom's obvious contempt for O&A is great.
5 LarryNozowitz 2014-03-24
Any bit of sympathy I had for her went out the window after this story. Some people deserve their lot in life.
3 lv-426b 2014-03-24
If she's drunk and waving $200+ around in a shitty area , she deserves everything she gets - like Anthony said - perpetual victim. You need to learn from your mistakes.
5 BigGreenYamo 2014-03-24
I like the pure venom in Anthony's voice when he called her a piece of shit (I think that's what he said, I listened a few hours ago) when she started to get uppity.
4 FJaxJones 2014-03-24
Jimmy did this too last week and I lost it
3 BigGreenYamo 2014-03-24
I could not get through last week. I Ron & Fezed it instead. Too much Di & Bobo.
4 DianaKurlan 2014-03-24
How has this not happened 50 times before to this fool?
3 Func 2014-03-24
Because she never had any money to be stolen before this week.
3 ElVacaDiablo 2014-03-24
Her yelling over them to let her speak, so she can continue rambling about nothing was the most infuriating thing ever.
2 yeeerrrp 2014-03-24
You're not an enigma, the guy who robbed you was."
Home run, Cumia.
1 EskimoEscrow 2014-03-24
I wonder if it was some shitty listener
4 dengou 2014-03-24
probably the same guy that mugged jordan kay the karaoke professional!
2 EskimoEscrow 2014-03-24
Now THAT guy is a hero
1 creep_boot 2014-03-24
She's lloying.
That is exactly how stupid people talk when they think they are being real clever and getting away with something. They pad out the story, concentrating almost exclusively on all the unnecessary bullshit peripheral details that did actually happen to them, and then try to skate over the lie that they don't have enough self-confidence in.
They think we're as dumb as them, and if they throw enough sand in our eyes we'll get distracted by missed train stops or fish menus.
Whether she drank all the money and fell down, or lost it when drunk, or Bill popped her and took it, or she just wants another charity radio payday, who knows, who cares.
3 scottm4211 2014-03-24
Are you implying that she's usually concise and on point?
3 Fidena 2014-03-24
It's possible, but she is in a shit neighborhood, and there is a crown fried chicken she could have plausibly went to, and a drunk, bumbling Lady Di would be the perfect mark.
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1 Fidena 2014-03-24
Bill might not be in on the lie, though.
2 yeeerrrp 2014-03-24
I really don't think she's smart enough to create a story like this, even though it's very simple. If she did in fact create a story, she would keep getting the details wrong over and it would be obvious she was lying.
1 creep_boot 2014-03-24
That's exactly why stupid people lie like that.
They don't have the mental horsepower for proper creativity, so they put disproportionate focus on the irrelevant shit that did actually happen, try to bury the signal in noise, and hope to skate as quickly as possible past the imaginary bit.
Go find someone that was genuinely mugged, ask them what happened, and see if they spend the first fifteen minutes of their story complaining about a train conductor from the day before.
1 keytoitall 2014-03-24
There was a police report taken, it can be verified eventually/
1 Ebhagz 2014-03-24
How is Lady Di a victim when she drove drunk into a bad neighborhood carrying hundreds of dollars? She's lucky she didn't get stabbed
3 Func 2014-03-24
Because she never had any money to be stolen before this week.