Well done, though I still appreciate Jimmy. I don't see these guys as my spiritual shaman or life guides... it's comedy. Appreciate them as humans... with flaws just like everyone else, except, unlike most, they have the exceptional ability to make fun of these in themselves an others. Like with this Lady Di thing... it's really fucking sad, but they make light of it.
All three of them cannot take criticism and bitterly defend each other. If they would rip on each other like they do to Vos, the show would be much more enjoyable.
Agreed. If they ripped each other it would grind boring filler to a halt! No more viral video talk and no more 12-step jimmy. I love it when Vos rips into Opie or Colin into Jim
In the end, nobody is perfect and these guys don't pretend to be. It's comedy and these three gentlemen are fantastic characters who bring perspective to A LOT of things that most wouldn't even dare touch. The show isn't for everyone, O&A are still fantastic without Jimmy, but Jimmy does make the show better.
"The NSA is spying on citizens? You know what? GOOD! Where were these civil liberties people when (celebrity name)'s (photos/phone calls/video) was leaked?"
This is fantastic. I wish there was someplace to put an option for him to throw a blanket excoriation on a product or service due to his ignorance. Can't get his wifi to work? "Apple suuuuuuucks!" Doesn't know the particulars of why a company makes certain financial decisions? "Those greedy fuuuuuuucks!" A legal decision is made that he doesn't understand? "ALLLLLL lawyers are corrupt!"
Intellect and knowledge are not synonymous. Jim is very quick on his feet, he just doesn't know a lot of stuff. So technically he's ignorant/uneducated/uninformed, but he's not stupid.
True. He is, but when he uses a lot of the same shit in the same day it gets...meh.
J: "There is so much wax in your ears"
D:'I know i should use qtips'
J: no i was thinking more of a shotgun
20minutes later
J: your breath is awful did you brush your teeth?
D:Yes everyday
J: i wish you would have used a....
D: let me guess....shotgun?
But it's THE SAME molestation, "imagine if they took his hat and took a shit in it and put it back on his head" jokes over and over and over. His riffing stinks. I do love Chip and the other characters. I am still impressed with how he developed and maintained those characters.
Everyone has Wells they go to often. Jimmy has created an entire vernacular that opie and Anthony fans constantly ape. I can usually identify a fan just because they copy so many of Jimmy s turns of phrase.
It's not as simple as that. He uses certain turns of phrase that no one else was commonly using but now every o and a fan does. Most people generally don't talk about how things sink, or if someone is a good egg or a silly goose etc. Literally no one else was speaking like this and now you all do.
Pretty damn accurate, but I still love Jimmy. Don't forget these guys are talking to entertain you for 20 hours a week, and as regular people like you and I, their going to have characteristics that repeat. But that's why we like them. Also obligatory GET OVER IT
True. It's accurate but I heard a comedian say he hated Jimmy on a podcast because he just says the dirtiest thing. I'd like to see him try to be consistently funny on a daily radio show and then see who's the hack.
The meaty vagina part cracked me up. These flow charts are funny, but it scares me to think what I'd feel like to see my "comedic work" boiled down to the core.
Ron and Fez would benefit a lot by having a more active second mike who actually brings discussion to the show.
O&A would go through the same cycle as lady did, trying to make a bit with fez's weirdness, trying to help him, and then being just fed up with him. Fez would also be a creeper and probably hang out outside the rawdog studio for Ronnie.
he doesn't remain silent when it comes to comedians, sometimes he says poignant things like "i don't know, he's a comic and (insert total over the top nonsensical defense)"
"The NSA is spying on citizens? You know what? GOOD! Where were these civil liberties people when (celebrity name)'s (photos/phone calls/video) was leaked?"
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49 bigshinything 2014-03-21
Well done, though I still appreciate Jimmy. I don't see these guys as my spiritual shaman or life guides... it's comedy. Appreciate them as humans... with flaws just like everyone else, except, unlike most, they have the exceptional ability to make fun of these in themselves an others. Like with this Lady Di thing... it's really fucking sad, but they make light of it.
GETT OVVVER IT..
14 fishbulbx 2014-03-21
All three of them cannot take criticism and bitterly defend each other. If they would rip on each other like they do to Vos, the show would be much more enjoyable.
15 VanDamme79 2014-03-21
Agreed. If they ripped each other it would grind boring filler to a halt! No more viral video talk and no more 12-step jimmy. I love it when Vos rips into Opie or Colin into Jim
1 pabben1 2014-03-21
Theyre helping her alot and have done it for years, pre-2006 even?
Theyre just making good radio of it but in the meantime theyre helping her.
-2 windycitylbc 2014-03-21
In the end, nobody is perfect and these guys don't pretend to be. It's comedy and these three gentlemen are fantastic characters who bring perspective to A LOT of things that most wouldn't even dare touch. The show isn't for everyone, O&A are still fantastic without Jimmy, but Jimmy does make the show better.
30 [deleted] 2014-03-21
Where's "Those SCUMBAGS", "Awful" and "Ewww!!!"?
21 ImOnlyBleeding 2014-03-21
"They're so hateable"
16 MrRickMcDick 2014-03-21
"______ SSSSSTINKS, They all SSSSTINK" "______ should all be executed"
5 [deleted] 2014-03-21
"The NSA is spying on citizens? You know what? GOOD! Where were these civil liberties people when (celebrity name)'s (photos/phone calls/video) was leaked?"
2 Falldog 2014-03-21
Right after --->(Is there a porn star in studio)--->
19 cottonsweatpants 2014-03-21
blink wildly
16 J1701 2014-03-21
I love how this place rotates its theme every few months.
Flowchart for /r/opieandanthony:
Opie is awful → Anthony is a drunken racist → Jim sucks
14 GreatWhiteBurnVictim 2014-03-21
Jim Norton is now ruined for me.
15 trollbotix 2014-03-21
Stop pitching a fit.
9 RickTheBeard 2014-03-21
sounds like you want Jim Not on or somethin
5 FJaxJones 2014-03-21
That's not what his name is
2 ThePittWolf 2014-03-21
Guess you'll have to suck someoneelse's cock now
14 thefirebuilds 2014-03-21
PHENOMENAL
13 JohKhur 2014-03-21
GET OVEEEER IT
12 unclepaulhargis 2014-03-21
I love little Jimmy, but damn that was perfect. Makes me want to open up Visio and do one for Opie... full of "PAUSE!".
20 ImOnlyBleeding 2014-03-21
Instead of "yes" and "no" the options will be "all in" and "tapped out".
5 Gregsbouch 2014-03-21
And "PAUSE!!"
10 MepMepperson 2014-03-21
Is someone complaining about something bad in their life? -----> Relate it to your mother.
2 Sir_Incognito 2014-03-21
Fez?
4 crookedmile 2014-03-21
The extra emphasis on the "f" in fuck. FFFFFFFFFFUCK.
1 MrSerialX 2014-03-21
Period!
9 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-03-21
Are flow charts funny? ----> no
8 ryanasimov 2014-03-21
This is fantastic. I wish there was someplace to put an option for him to throw a blanket excoriation on a product or service due to his ignorance. Can't get his wifi to work? "Apple suuuuuuucks!" Doesn't know the particulars of why a company makes certain financial decisions? "Those greedy fuuuuuuucks!" A legal decision is made that he doesn't understand? "ALLLLLL lawyers are corrupt!"
10 MartyVanB 2014-03-21
He's stupid. His knowledge of politics, history etc are atrocious.
2 dey_c_me_trollin 2014-03-21
Are they???
2 rosyyoshi 2014-03-21
Intellect and knowledge are not synonymous. Jim is very quick on his feet, he just doesn't know a lot of stuff. So technically he's ignorant/uneducated/uninformed, but he's not stupid.
2 LouisCGhey 2014-03-21
Don't forget, he still calls Russia the "Soviets".
6 teapotcat 2014-03-21
Also the solution to any corporate/political/legal issues is dragging people out to the street to be shot.
6 okconsumer 2014-03-21
What if the topic doesn't make him angry?
10 dickroach 2014-03-21
then he checks twitter on his iPhone. there's a lot of that missing on the chart.
14 okconsumer 2014-03-21
I'm starting to believe this isn't a real flow chart
11 soulstonedomg 2014-03-21
I had trouble finding where to begin
6 dickroach 2014-03-21
yeah according to the chart there would be nothing but Chip over and over and over from about 10 minutes into the show till the end
1 Crigger540 2014-03-21
There have been days like that.
5 robocopsboner 2014-03-21
...you spent time on this?
25 ArkL 2014-03-21
----->yes------>call OP a fag
2 Clown_Shoe 2014-03-21
Yea its not anywhere near as well done as Louie's.
1 BIGDENNIS10UK 2014-03-21
Link to Louie's?
1 Clown_Shoe 2014-03-21
http://i.imgur.com/95n8wVP.png
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1 Clown_Shoe 2014-03-21
http://i.imgur.com/95n8wVP.png
5 Whyver 2014-03-21
Jimmy is one of the funniest riffers alive. Eat shit.
7 ScoleriBrother 2014-03-21
True. He is, but when he uses a lot of the same shit in the same day it gets...meh. J: "There is so much wax in your ears" D:'I know i should use qtips' J: no i was thinking more of a shotgun
20minutes later J: your breath is awful did you brush your teeth? D:Yes everyday J: i wish you would have used a.... D: let me guess....shotgun?
1 Whyver 2014-03-21
he's still a comedic genius
1 ScoleriBrother 2014-03-21
I love his riffing ability. But comedic genius is a stretch
2 MartyVanB 2014-03-21
But it's THE SAME molestation, "imagine if they took his hat and took a shit in it and put it back on his head" jokes over and over and over. His riffing stinks. I do love Chip and the other characters. I am still impressed with how he developed and maintained those characters.
3 Whyver 2014-03-21
Everyone has Wells they go to often. Jimmy has created an entire vernacular that opie and Anthony fans constantly ape. I can usually identify a fan just because they copy so many of Jimmy s turns of phrase.
-1 MartyVanB 2014-03-21
That's my point. The wells stink
2 Whyver 2014-03-21
Nice Jimmy-ism
1 LouisCGhey 2014-03-21
Jimmy invented "stinks" and Opie invented "White Knight".
Sounds like a very influential show.
1 Whyver 2014-03-21
It's not as simple as that. He uses certain turns of phrase that no one else was commonly using but now every o and a fan does. Most people generally don't talk about how things sink, or if someone is a good egg or a silly goose etc. Literally no one else was speaking like this and now you all do.
1 LouisCGhey 2014-03-21
Oh, you mean like when he started saying "hey stupid" after Colin said it?
1 Whyver 2014-03-21
Yes. Exactly like that. Except multiplied by a few thousand.
5 [deleted] 2014-03-21
I agree with everything except for the titles of your categories. Jimmy's nearly always in the funny zone. And he's such a sweet boy.
4 Wsallgood 2014-03-21
You forgot, "I hope he/she/it gets ::insert violent movie or pop culture reference::"
Well done OP.
4 CUNTYMOM 2014-03-21
this isnt making fun of jim, its just the truth.
3 Faded99 2014-03-21
I wish Jimmy would just do characters the whole time and never be himself.
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3 VanDamme79 2014-03-21
"Where's my blueberries!"
3 ChunkArcade 2014-03-21
Pretty damn accurate, but I still love Jimmy. Don't forget these guys are talking to entertain you for 20 hours a week, and as regular people like you and I, their going to have characteristics that repeat. But that's why we like them. Also obligatory GET OVER IT
1 ild22 2014-03-21
True. It's accurate but I heard a comedian say he hated Jimmy on a podcast because he just says the dirtiest thing. I'd like to see him try to be consistently funny on a daily radio show and then see who's the hack.
3 RatherPleasent 2014-03-21
The meaty vagina part cracked me up. These flow charts are funny, but it scares me to think what I'd feel like to see my "comedic work" boiled down to the core.
1 1mcKid 2014-03-21
Which comedian?
3 20somethingzilch 2014-03-21
why do you guys listen to the show if you don't like jim?
3 stoney_titan 2014-03-21
Talking for 20 hours a week is fucking hard man.
2 TheRadicalMan 2014-03-21
Where's the spend up cadence where he's confident of the answer, which is generally something he has no knowledge of?
2 [deleted] 2014-03-21
Norton has been terrible for months. Is he on reddit
2 itspronouncedfyi 2014-03-21
I love Jimmy and miss his presence on the show when he's off doing gigs. However, this graphic is hilarious and somewhat accurate. Well done.
2 srfr 2014-03-21
Norton: I'm just doing my thing... Opie: Fair enough.
2 [deleted] 2014-03-21
WOW! Someone please get this to CQ!
2 Skylinerr 2014-03-21
Oh man the endless "deliver chip line, repeat if Ant courtesy laughed" loop part killed me.
2 BigJohn760 2014-03-21
You're missing "Fuckin boo"
1 GoFudgeUrself 2014-03-21
yo this is hilarious and actually moderately accurate
1 aftershave 2014-03-21
Jimmy has outlived his 3rd micness with his negativity and pedo vibe. They should replace him with Dan Soder.
0 VanDamme79 2014-03-21
O&A and R&F should swap Norton and Fez for a week. It would be pretty interesting and possibly entertaining.
1 [deleted] 2014-03-21
I was actually thinking of something similar, send Jim and Fez off together on a 6-month journey of enlightenment.
Jim would save so much money on trannies by having Fez wear a wig.
0 JensaaraiBronitarian 2014-03-21
Ron and Fez would benefit a lot by having a more active second mike who actually brings discussion to the show.
O&A would go through the same cycle as lady did, trying to make a bit with fez's weirdness, trying to help him, and then being just fed up with him. Fez would also be a creeper and probably hang out outside the rawdog studio for Ronnie.
1 MartyVanB 2014-03-21
Very well done. I would insert "Speculate on what it would be like to do random body function on person being discussed"
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1 jedlucid 2014-03-21
he doesn't remain silent when it comes to comedians, sometimes he says poignant things like "i don't know, he's a comic and (insert total over the top nonsensical defense)"
0 MartyVanB 2014-03-21
Self deprecating joke. "I'm just babbling"
2 Wsallgood 2014-03-21
"I'm sleepy"
0 sanfrancisco69er 2014-03-21
"That explains the hard on/tent in my pants"
0 Ebhagz 2014-03-21
Keep these coming haha
0 itspronouncedfyi 2014-03-21
Also - am I the only one who misses Jimmy's Forrest Gump and Lieutenant Dan impressions?
0 jespie 2014-03-21
Once I got over not knowing where to start, I found this hilarious and accurate.
0 ThePittWolf 2014-03-21
What a phenomenal waste of time it was to make this
0 tehphil 2014-03-21
Nothing about UFC?
0 Jackvi 2014-03-21
Looks like someone spent a lot of time whining and crying and pitching a fit.
0 bouras 2014-03-21
Genius.
0 ucfgavin 2014-03-21
Lot of pussy hurt in hurr
0 RECTANGULAR_BALLSACK 2014-03-21
That's harsh. You guys are a bunch of jizzbags!
0 srfr 2014-03-21
Jim Norton's flow chart has more right angles in it than a NASCAR race track.
0 Maarek 2014-03-21
You have to get "you were molested" on there somewhere.
0 SHerzog 2014-03-21
He stinks, and I don't like him!
0 clarkiswhite 2014-03-21
this chart is not kind and inaccurate.
0 MrRickMcDick 2014-03-21
Can you riff on this topic? -----> "No" ------> [TEXTING INTENSIFIES]
0 Brocktoon_in_a_jar 2014-03-21
New thread for people who think both this and Jimmy are funny
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-1 thefirebuilds 2014-03-21
No fat jokes at ERock's expense?
-1 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2014-03-21
DAFUCK?
-3 Djs3634 2014-03-21
Bunch of disloyal shitdicks.
-4 [deleted] 2014-03-21
I'm hearing strong rumors that Jimmy will not be coming back after his contract expires in October
2 rosyyoshi 2014-03-21
sources or it didn't happen.
-5 [deleted] 2014-03-21
Holy shit. Perfection!
14 okconsumer 2014-03-21
I'm starting to believe this isn't a real flow chart
2 Falldog 2014-03-21
Right after --->(Is there a porn star in studio)--->
16 MrRickMcDick 2014-03-21
"______ SSSSSTINKS, They all SSSSTINK" "______ should all be executed"
21 ImOnlyBleeding 2014-03-21
"They're so hateable"
5 [deleted] 2014-03-21
"The NSA is spying on citizens? You know what? GOOD! Where were these civil liberties people when (celebrity name)'s (photos/phone calls/video) was leaked?"