In terms of rating for disability, Fez is doing way better than Di because he is able to maintain a career, basic grooming, personal relationships and is not actively abusing alcohol and/or drugs.

Fez doesn't do basic grooming. He's been wearing the same shirt for almost a year and strangers think he's homeless.

And I don't think he has any personal relationships

He has the secret shrine and altar to Ron in his place. That's all the friend he needs

Hurry up and investigate for the show, for the show

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Fez is doing way better than Di because he is able to maintain a career, basic grooming, personal relationships and is not actively abusing alcohol and/or drugs.

Lady Di by a LONGSHOT. She has no job, no money, she lives with a lowlife, she has a debilitating alcohol addiction to the point where she can't even make it through the day without binge drinking cheap awful beer, and she has nothing good going for her and she's probably going to die in a year.

Fez is a millionaire cohost of a hit radio show. He has anxiety problems yes. But some days he's great, and some days hes not so great. He has his own apartment, enough money to take care of himself, insurance for doctors, has some sort of social life even with Ron & supposedly hangs out with his gay friends every now & again. Fez would probably have a very normal life if he could just get past his anxiety issues and get over his fears of gay sex. Put in perspective to lady Di, Fez is great.

I doubt Fez is a millionaire.

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/fez-whatley-net-worth/ a multi millionaire

Fez worth more than Ant? C'mon, that site can't be accurate. http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/anthony-cumia-net-worth/

maybe but it could easily be wildly off and fez could still be a millionaire. he's seen a ton of professional success.

Fezzie sits on his money and lives boringly. Ant buys life size dinosaur statues and 100" TVs. It's pretty plausible that Fez has a higher net worth.

Still has his communion money.

Lady Di is dying. Seriously. Her body is shutting down. Fez is an ass, but he isn't actively dying.

Multiple stents, diabetes and a piss poor diet beg to differ. But yeah, Di is definitely going first.

I think Fez's diet is fine and it's played up for the show. Off the air Ron wouldn't let Fez constantly eat shit that'll kill him.

If Fez and Lady Di were to have a child together, someone would make a killing by manufacturing Blueberry-flavored Natty Ice

One is in denial about her health and the other sees death around every corner.

5 Stents vs 20 Natty Ices a day.... hmmm.... both are currently a-sexual.... Lady Di needs to move in with Fez.

You guys do know most of Fez is just a bit right.

Pretty sure Fez is played up for the radio. Di is beyond fucked.

At least Lady Di's gotten laid before

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Lady Di is worse, because at least fez (for all we know) doesn't involuntarily shit and piss himself daily. Lord knows if he was, they'd have made a bit out of it already.

This is an interesting question : I think Di is currently happier than Fez, while Fez is healthier (day to day) than Di. If they were to recover from anxiety and alcoholism respectively, it would be reversed - Fez would be happier, Di would be depressed as shit. I really don't know who's better off in the end, but I give it to Fez as being better off

Drinking 100+ beers per week (from her own likely under estimates), eating garbage (if at all), depression, loss of bowel/bladder control, and being exceptionally stupid is not a good combination. Another guy said it right her body is shutting down. She is in terrible condition and needs to change her entire lifestyle yesterday.

EDIT: I forgot the smoking and not showering.

She doesn't do any part of the taking care of yourself well.

I don't get to listen to R&F that often but I don't think Fez is actively doing anything to physically harm himself like abusing alchol or starving himself.

Tired of reading these threads but I'll risk the redundancy. 100% lady di. Fez is mentally ill, but he's in on it on some level. I can't shake the thought that he might be the greatest character bit of all time. I mean O&a have said that he would spend months as hitler or other crazy shit. Probably not but anyway he's mentally ill at worst, Lady di is a complete physical and mental DISASTER beyond even homeless level dysfunction though.

I think Lady Di is actually much more lucid than Fez. She seems to be aware of the concept of making "good radio" when she is on air.

You need to be institutionalized. You think Lady Di knows what she's doing?

Definitely. When Sam was feeding her questions to ask during the Belle Knox interview she was spot on doing it and didn't give the bit away like Bobo does.

So you think her being a good parrot means that she knows what is happening around her?

That bitch is clueless.

Yes. She knows enough not to say "you told me to say that!" when the guys give her shit for interrupting/asking the same questions over and over. She is aware that a bit is going on.

Aside from when she said "They are writeing this down for me to say"..

What are you trying to prove me wrong and embarrass me in front of everybody or something? Not cool, man. Not cool.

No, I only want to be friends with everyone and have fun chats.

Oh well then that is fair enough. I'm on board.

I'm glad you guys made amends. It was getting really heated there for a second.

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Yea and she said that Monday too

I agree I think they all understand the format. Bobo, Di, and Fez all present humour as a by-product of their participation. They all know theyre going to be the fall-guy but maybe not always the extent. The boys also manufacture alot of the humour through intentional miscommunication.

For all we know, Fezzie could be the greatest actor of all time. And when the show ends, and it all comes out, and we are all celebrating the lifetime achievements of Mr. Ronnie B, then the big payoff is finally made apparent.

Like a sordid crossword puzzle, we all go back through the years, linking various shows together. The 6th day of every month reveals a word or two that, when strung together, reveals a message that breaks down the third wall, where Ron graciously thanks his fans and staff for all the support over the years.

At least this is the kind of 'beautiful mind' delusion I will fall into if they are ever unceremoniously canned by mamagement.

I'm aware of the concept of making "good radio" when I'm on air?

Fez worth more than Ant? C'mon, that site can't be accurate. http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/anthony-cumia-net-worth/