Please stop calling the show

18  2014-03-18 by [deleted]

callers are awful and unfunny with almost no exceptions and the reason i am listening to the show is to hear the hosts and sometimes guests. they are way way way funnier and more experienced than you. so don't call the show.

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Please stop calling the show Bob Levy!

FTFY

What a bomb his call was. An octopus?

I hate him more than the next guy, but his line about asking if belle knox would suck his dick and let him throw her out a Window made me laugh

A WINDOW AH HA HA HA HA!

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She's a rubenesque woman.

how could you say such a thing

Oh lolwut314 you know she's not fat

Tell Opie to stop taking so many calls then

his response AIDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I bet Sabien told they boys to start taking calls again.

but if i did that, then i would have to call the show!!!! what a dilemma!!!!!

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Me me me me!!!!

I was listening to the most recent podcast about kids going through their parents stuff, and I couldn't believe how competent the callers were. They almost sounded fake. I don't know if truckers or cellphones are to blame for how shitty the callers are now.

It's the truckers fault. When they were on NEW, the same callers basically called everyday like Uncle John and a bunch of those guys. They were always quick and funny, but now its just bored truckers with their lousy stories.

NEW was weird city people who listened to the radio everyday or people driving home from work, aka normal funny people.

truckers are the worst, they have the humor of a 5th grader.

People panic nowadays too, because they know the boys are going to tear them to shreds no matter what they say.

After listening to that podcast, I would say the callers are 100 times better now then they used to be. The difference in the hosts, they used to have so much patients, now the second they go to the phones there's blood in the water already.

tsss... patients? what are dey doctors or sumthin treatin patients?!

HOME RUN CHIPPERSON!

... its patience you fucktard

So why don't they just--- stop calling?

I was thinking about this the other day (I don't know why) after listening to some older shows, because the callers were a lot better. I reckon it might have something to do with them being on regular radio, more people listening who aren't cringeworthy Wackbag reject super fans who get nervous talking to their heroes = better calls.

The last commenter was full of shit.

Nice try lady Di

And if you must call, please for the love of god don't mention reddit.

This post should only apply to Bob Levy

I don't really call often, but I've never really brought interesting stuff to the table. Due to the net player's delay, any time that I've had something resourceful, I wind up calling just before the Boys go to break. That's why I stick to Twitter. Lets me say what I want without ruining a show w/ my awful voice.

Thank you, sir.

Did you hear that Lady Trucker? You fat, sweaty, disgusting lot lizard.

It makes opie feel important to take calls. It also makes him like a man o the people to talk with the ham and eggers. Ant and Jim almost never take calls when dopie is out. Another reason why Nopie days rule - no worthless callers.

Only take calls from the tri state area. Enough of the hayseeds.

Very insightful

you are

This post is so idiotic I believe it may just be a troll. Its a fucking radio show. On top of that there are plenty of entertaining callers, regardless of how much OnA may complain about them.

nah i really believe this and i would rather hear people who cultivate and use their personalities professionally than hear some dumb guy who thinks he has funny or interesting thoughts.

Yeah I don't like Opie very much either.

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Anyone with any fucking sense or basic awareness doesn't call the show, because they know that the callers are all idiot time-wasting shitstains. This is the audience silent majority.

So that means we are only left with a self-selecting sub-population of dummies. If anyone is too fucking stupid not to understand that the callers all stink, then they are by definition too fucking stupid to be listened to on the phones.

It's a self-perpetuating loop of idiot demographics. The only way to break it, is to tell that dumb idiot cunt Hughes to leave the fucking phones alone.

AH HA HA HA SELF-SELECTING HA HA HA HA

try harder

This is the best post on in this sub to date.

blame the captain of the USS ANTI-FUNNY

this isn't the name of a real ship

USS PAUSE!

PAUSE HE SAYS, HA HA HA HA HA

Oh literal Steven Knight!

AH HA HA HA ANTI-FUNNY AH HA HA HA HA!!

Does Opie pick the worst callers just to make himself sound funnier or come across as more superior? Hmmm....

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Christ, how many votes does Opie have on this thing?

Apparently Opie is grand Kaiser Tsar of the O&A show and also head manager, call screener, guest picker, and schedule maker. About the only thing he hasn't been blamed for is food quality, and that's cause jimmy hasn't gotten bad food yet like he did with some of the worse/best interns.

this isn't the name of a real ship

nah i really believe this and i would rather hear people who cultivate and use their personalities professionally than hear some dumb guy who thinks he has funny or interesting thoughts.

Anyone with any fucking sense or basic awareness doesn't call the show, because they know that the callers are all idiot time-wasting shitstains. This is the audience silent majority.

So that means we are only left with a self-selecting sub-population of dummies. If anyone is too fucking stupid not to understand that the callers all stink, then they are by definition too fucking stupid to be listened to on the phones.

It's a self-perpetuating loop of idiot demographics. The only way to break it, is to tell that dumb idiot cunt Hughes to leave the fucking phones alone.

AH HA HA HA ANTI-FUNNY AH HA HA HA HA!!