Please stop calling the show
18 2014-03-18 by [deleted]
callers are awful and unfunny with almost no exceptions and the reason i am listening to the show is to hear the hosts and sometimes guests. they are way way way funnier and more experienced than you. so don't call the show.
49 comments
36 [deleted] 2014-03-18
FTFY
8 Ojisan1 2014-03-18
What a bomb his call was. An octopus?
6 Its_Just_a_Ridee 2014-03-18
I hate him more than the next guy, but his line about asking if belle knox would suck his dick and let him throw her out a Window made me laugh
3 ant_the_repeater 2014-03-18
A WINDOW AH HA HA HA HA!
14 [deleted] 2014-03-18
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5 esdJellyJar 2014-03-18
She's a rubenesque woman.
2 scrambler12345 2014-03-18
how could you say such a thing
2 harriswill 2014-03-18
Oh lolwut314 you know she's not fat
1 crookedmile 2014-03-18
That's terrific
14 Ebhagz 2014-03-18
Tell Opie to stop taking so many calls then
6 feignsc2 2014-03-18
his response AIDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
4 EskimoEscrow 2014-03-18
I bet Sabien told they boys to start taking calls again.
2 scrambler12345 2014-03-18
but if i did that, then i would have to call the show!!!! what a dilemma!!!!!
1 [deleted] 2014-03-18
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9 LukeUsingForce 2014-03-18
Me me me me!!!!
7 trunky 2014-03-18
I was listening to the most recent podcast about kids going through their parents stuff, and I couldn't believe how competent the callers were. They almost sounded fake. I don't know if truckers or cellphones are to blame for how shitty the callers are now.
11 funboy1989 2014-03-18
It's the truckers fault. When they were on NEW, the same callers basically called everyday like Uncle John and a bunch of those guys. They were always quick and funny, but now its just bored truckers with their lousy stories.
8 CUNTYMOM 2014-03-18
NEW was weird city people who listened to the radio everyday or people driving home from work, aka normal funny people.
truckers are the worst, they have the humor of a 5th grader.
5 Kneecaps 2014-03-18
People panic nowadays too, because they know the boys are going to tear them to shreds no matter what they say.
2 DontSassMeParilla 2014-03-18
After listening to that podcast, I would say the callers are 100 times better now then they used to be. The difference in the hosts, they used to have so much patients, now the second they go to the phones there's blood in the water already.
0 RobAChurch 2014-03-18
tsss... patients? what are dey doctors or sumthin treatin patients?!
HOME RUN CHIPPERSON!
... its patience you fucktard
1 Wsallgood 2014-03-18
So why don't they just--- stop calling?
1 present_day_memories 2014-03-18
I was thinking about this the other day (I don't know why) after listening to some older shows, because the callers were a lot better. I reckon it might have something to do with them being on regular radio, more people listening who aren't cringeworthy Wackbag reject super fans who get nervous talking to their heroes = better calls.
6 holodog 2014-03-18
The last commenter was full of shit.
3 [deleted] 2014-03-18
Nice try lady Di
2 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2014-03-18
And if you must call, please for the love of god don't mention reddit.
2 SXMGirl 2014-03-18
This post should only apply to Bob Levy
1 Chamomileable 2014-03-18
I don't really call often, but I've never really brought interesting stuff to the table. Due to the net player's delay, any time that I've had something resourceful, I wind up calling just before the Boys go to break. That's why I stick to Twitter. Lets me say what I want without ruining a show w/ my awful voice.
1 Motorboat_Jones 2014-03-18
Thank you, sir.
1 feelmikehawk 2014-03-18
Did you hear that Lady Trucker? You fat, sweaty, disgusting lot lizard.
0 opieblows 2014-03-18
It makes opie feel important to take calls. It also makes him like a man o the people to talk with the ham and eggers. Ant and Jim almost never take calls when dopie is out. Another reason why Nopie days rule - no worthless callers.
0 Danielson799 2014-03-18
Only take calls from the tri state area. Enough of the hayseeds.
-1 FrunkisOA 2014-03-18
Very insightful
1 scrambler12345 2014-03-18
you are
-2 ChunkArcade 2014-03-18
This post is so idiotic I believe it may just be a troll. Its a fucking radio show. On top of that there are plenty of entertaining callers, regardless of how much OnA may complain about them.
4 scrambler12345 2014-03-18
nah i really believe this and i would rather hear people who cultivate and use their personalities professionally than hear some dumb guy who thinks he has funny or interesting thoughts.
3 speusippus 2014-03-18
Yeah I don't like Opie very much either.
1 [deleted] 2014-03-18
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1 creep_boot 2014-03-18
Anyone with any fucking sense or basic awareness doesn't call the show, because they know that the callers are all idiot time-wasting shitstains. This is the audience silent majority.
So that means we are only left with a self-selecting sub-population of dummies. If anyone is too fucking stupid not to understand that the callers all stink, then they are by definition too fucking stupid to be listened to on the phones.
It's a self-perpetuating loop of idiot demographics. The only way to break it, is to tell that dumb idiot cunt Hughes to leave the fucking phones alone.
-2 ant_the_repeater 2014-03-18
AH HA HA HA SELF-SELECTING HA HA HA HA
3 abeezmal 2014-03-18
try harder
-2 sixohsicks 2014-03-18
This is the best post on in this sub to date.
-3 opiesucks 2014-03-18
blame the captain of the USS ANTI-FUNNY
17 stevenknight 2014-03-18
this isn't the name of a real ship
2 opiesucks 2014-03-18
USS PAUSE!
1 ant_the_repeater 2014-03-18
PAUSE HE SAYS, HA HA HA HA HA
0 karneykode 2014-03-18
Oh literal Steven Knight!
1 ant_the_repeater 2014-03-18
AH HA HA HA ANTI-FUNNY AH HA HA HA HA!!
-3 Hard_Fiskur 2014-03-18
Does Opie pick the worst callers just to make himself sound funnier or come across as more superior? Hmmm....
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-1 Hard_Fiskur 2014-03-18
Christ, how many votes does Opie have on this thing?
1 JensaaraiBronitarian 2014-03-18
Apparently Opie is grand Kaiser Tsar of the O&A show and also head manager, call screener, guest picker, and schedule maker. About the only thing he hasn't been blamed for is food quality, and that's cause jimmy hasn't gotten bad food yet like he did with some of the worse/best interns.
17 stevenknight 2014-03-18
this isn't the name of a real ship
4 scrambler12345 2014-03-18
nah i really believe this and i would rather hear people who cultivate and use their personalities professionally than hear some dumb guy who thinks he has funny or interesting thoughts.
1 creep_boot 2014-03-18
Anyone with any fucking sense or basic awareness doesn't call the show, because they know that the callers are all idiot time-wasting shitstains. This is the audience silent majority.
So that means we are only left with a self-selecting sub-population of dummies. If anyone is too fucking stupid not to understand that the callers all stink, then they are by definition too fucking stupid to be listened to on the phones.
It's a self-perpetuating loop of idiot demographics. The only way to break it, is to tell that dumb idiot cunt Hughes to leave the fucking phones alone.
1 ant_the_repeater 2014-03-18
AH HA HA HA ANTI-FUNNY AH HA HA HA HA!!