The Fake Epcot Centre Twitter Is The Funniest Twitter I've Ever Seen

8  2014-03-14 by Biohzd79

14 comments

6  [deleted] 2014-03-14

In one of the back rooms we have a sign that says “DON'T TRY AS HARD NEXT TIME”. We got it cheap because it’s bad advice.

5  [deleted] 2014-03-14

Q. What steps have you taken to reduce Epcot's carbon footprint? - Brent (Tucumcari, NM) --- A. We switched to those weird light bulbs.

2  Wsallgood 2014-03-14

Q. I promised my godson an Epcot souvenir. Is the gift shop pricey? - Betty Jean (Moccasin, MT) --- A. Everything is 30% off at all times.

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1  Biohzd79 2014-03-14

We close at 9:30 on weeknights. 9:30 means 9:30. It doesn't mean 9:35 or 9:50.

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1  darthbrutal 2014-03-14

It is the best thing I've seen on twitter. It seems mundane but its completely ridiculous. Plus I went to Disney every year as a kid so i love this shit.

0  Biohzd79 2014-03-14

If you guys know any other funny accounts, please post. I'd love to find a couple more.

2  h3yf3ll4 2014-03-14

@vice_is_hip

It's a bit over, but they still post funny ones from time to time.

2  SpaceEdge 2014-03-14

I enjoy this one sometimes you can't tell the difference between the real vice and the vice is hip.

1  Slippery_Slope_Guy 2014-03-14

Here is the one Ant mentioned today: https://twitter.com/DictatorHitler

0  Biohzd79 2014-03-14

Thanks!

0  Biohzd79 2014-03-14

The payphone in the pizzeria at Italy Pavilion keeps ringing & the hostess said whenever she answers it all she hears is weird laughter.

0  CUNTYMOM 2014-03-14

why cant people be more creative like this on twitter, it would be a lot more interesting

0  Biohzd79 2014-03-14

I feel like this twitter and the @DictatorHitler just took my twitter experience to a whole new level. Before this I've only used it to follow the show.

0  Theropissed 2014-03-14

As a orlando resident I can say epcot is pretty awesome

This is fucking hilarious though.