r/opieandanthony: True Defective

20 mediated_self 2014-03-13

Time is a fat circle.

0 harriswill 2014-03-13

WAIT WAIT WAIT I FUCKING GOT IT!

...............welcome to cancosa or sumthin', like a beer can or sumthin', tsss tsssss

19 greenlightning 2014-03-13

It's Thursday, it's after 8:00. Every day I start drinking natty ice at 8:00. Nobody gets to interrupt that.

1 CUNTYMOM 2014-03-13

lol, so perfect.

15 erockarmy 2014-03-13

Her buubs are flat circles. Bill is the Yellow King and talks like James Mason.

9 CUNTYMOM 2014-03-13

"then start asking the right fucking questions why dont cha?"

6 DipsomaniacDawg 2014-03-13

"If you ask me, the Natty light's winning."

3 Puddinlegzz 2014-03-13

Winning? No no me and the nattys aren't racing.

6 hansel4150 2014-03-13

"You haven't given me flowers in 3 weeks, Bill"

3 Happy_ScrappyHeroPup 2014-03-13

"You haven't made flowers on me in the 3 weeks, Bill." You took the retardedness out of it... this is the best line in the thread.

4 urbanfervor 2014-03-13

"If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourself"

3 erockarmy 2014-03-13

Lady Di, your brain is a flat circle. No no, my brain isn't a flat circle. Ha-ha!
Lady Di, you're not a sentient being. No no, I am a scented being. Ha-ha!
Lady Di your laugh at the end of every sentence sounds like Mickey Mouse from South Park. No no no, I [gunshot].....

3 EskimoEscrow 2014-03-13

Only 2 Natty Ices... This picture must be from before 9am

3 IggysGlove 2014-03-13

The second I saw errols sis I thought of her.

She wants flowers made on her

3 urbanfervor 2014-03-13

"Where's your résumé, everybody has a fucking résumé!"

3 ratnoz 2014-03-13

You forgot to put Family Dollar on the computer.

2 [deleted] 2014-03-13

Shouldn't she be making flowers with her half brother?

1 crookedmile 2014-03-13