Jimmy Newton's math...
0 2014-03-11 by Dannyprecise
Opie: "I think we were paid about 25 cents per unit sold. Something like that."
Jim: "ohhhh. You said 25 cents! I thought you said 'a quarter, like 25%!! That's nothing!"
That's the same thing, Jim.
20 comments
26 hansel4150 2014-03-11
You're the idiot. They weren't selling the units for a dollar. Jimmy thought they were getting 25% of the price of the CD. They were only getting 25 cents. There's a difference.
12 Dannyprecise 2014-03-11
Hahaha you're absolutely right. What a fucking idiot!! Whoooooooooopsss
3 feignsc2 2014-03-11
Heatin' up?
0 CUNTYMOM 2014-03-11
lol one of the opie lines that dosent get annoying,
3 I-am-Gizmoduck 2014-03-11
No! They both have 25! That means they're the same thing! /s
Everyone upvote this so we can laugh at OP.
1 EskimoEscrow 2014-03-11
Unless of course, they were selling the CD for $1
5 rjl_ 2014-03-11
At some point, they probably were. Ye Olde Bargain Bin.
1 alrighthamilton 2014-03-11
The most telling thing about all of this is that an hour in, OP still has 7 upvotes and only 11 downvotes. People in this sub are going to hate just to hate.
6 [deleted] 2014-03-11
No it's not, you're a moron. If a CD costs $10... $0.25 = $0.25 25% = $2.50
2 Dannyprecise 2014-03-11
Thank you, I feel like a dick. Let me retreat back into my hole now.
1 rahtin 2014-03-11
Nope. You haven't had enough yet.
5 chiliPismysignature 2014-03-11
We got a real mathematician on our hands!
8 Dannyprecise 2014-03-11
I'm going to leave this up because I deserve the bashing.
3 [deleted] 2014-03-11
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1 rjl_ 2014-03-11
Yeah, enough with the OP hate, already. He steers the ship.
2 EskimoEscrow 2014-03-11
If you really want to point out the bad math, Opie said half of .25 cents was .37 cents.
1 rahtin 2014-03-11
He was the math whiz, and an expert computer programmer
2 [deleted] 2014-03-11
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/405/636/6ed.gif
1 Uncle_Paul_Hargis 2014-03-11
You shit for brains...
0 [deleted] 2014-03-11
You should be banned from interneting...
1 Dannyprecise 2014-03-11
I gave myself a 24 hour break to gather my thoughts. I embarrassed myself and my descendants.
1 rahtin 2014-03-11
He was the math whiz, and an expert computer programmer