I'd tell him that I've been listening since they came to ny and thank him for the entertainment all these years and end it with a thats all i wanted to say i'm not creepy.

bobo?

no just a fan, alright

i think you're lying.

but seriously, I love O&A ... and I even have a show tie in! I helped start the guild (Cats in Hats) that Anthony was in while playing everquest and got him the stupid jaundicated bone bracelet he mentioned on the air that he wanted in game for his shaman Hydoxide :| ... got him on a lady vox run and the, holy fucking nerdgasm. But seriouslier... I love the show and hope they are on the air forever, but secretly I look forward to them both dying in a studio fire so we can celebrate their lives by having sex in st patricks in their honor.

um...say hi, and that i like the show? Possibly warn him about people on the internet who take shit way too seriously and fantasize about confronting him on the street?

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Haha, I kinda figured...but the internet makes me Captain Serious for some reason. I just liked how the question was phrased as : Are you gonna kick him in the dick? Or be a total faaaag?

I would point to his wife and ask if I could get "a little taste"

Hello b-b-b-b-b-boyssss, love you, love the show. Tell jimmy I said happy birthday. Frrrrrrrrrunkis

Ask him if he could sign my copy of "The Catcher in the Rye."

Upvote for the creepiest post in awhile.. Would you hug him and start crying?

I'd tell his wife that she looks like someone famous and completely ignore him. It would crush his ego.

Or I'd just ignore both of them since they're just two people going about with their lives.

I'd open the door to the hallway and say "HEY GREG HUGHES!"

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I would shake his hand and tell him how much he and the show means to me.

Ask for his sudoku. Yech

Good Luck Bro!

Do the awkward side to side shuffle as you try to figure out who will pass on which side. Then, "HOLDONHOLDONHOLDONPAUSE!"

"you suck."

Sounds like John needs some ideas

"Million bucks, Op."

Brotherman Brothermannn I am loving your V.

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!

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Chhhyaaaaah! Gnarly family dude.

"PAUSE."

and then repeat a joke four or five times until the people who were telling significantly better jokes humor me by chuckling.

Hi Opie, big fan

Little Jimmy voice, "do you think he would be mad if I tackled him?"

I'd throw his kids on the ground and stomp on his wife, and scream MAX TUCKER RULES!

Did you mean Tucker Max stupid?

Fix your grammar, and then apply what you assume was a mistake into the context of both the topic, and my contribution. Stupid.

So it's like an algebra joke, if x =y then y= you're a sensitive asshole and when your only comeback is grammar, you might be pulling at strings. Try again bud, you can do it

While you mock my pointing out your grammar as a weak comeback attempt, and call me sensitive, I did notice you put a lot more effort into properly punctuating your response. While still a failure I do acknowledge your attempt. It's admirable, and also shows that you were the more sensitive one to make the necessary corrections. Also I believe your algebra is wrong as x and y are usually inequitable, and are used as variables to find the missing number. Although again, attempt acknowledged. Now i'm going to go be super butthurt elsewhere on the internet. You bully.

Good analysis, you're right I'm a sensitive boy. Let's be friends?

Being your friend is all i've ever wanted. Also thank you for being the better man and not pointing out my own terrible grammar. I bet you have a juicy fat one.