Nah it was definitely Patrice. My brother and I quote the bit fairly often. He talks about how in black grocery stores there will be a fat black bitch in the middle of the isle parking her cart horizontally. If you even approach her she will say "I be done in a minute." White grocery stores have double wide lanes just so fat bitches can park horizontally and there won't be a problem. W/e you get the point. It was Patrice, but I don't remember what episode.
I remember a similar bit that may be the same one. He said in fancy white grocery stores a gay guy will grab your hand and then you skip with him to what you're looking for.
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3 rdj45 2014-03-07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcgbR_9WyiY#t=4932 First he talks about a gay supermarket and then goes into black supermarkets.
1 bludmoster 2014-03-07
Thank you, fine sir!
1 CakeHornsInMyCup 2014-03-07
obviously not nigga be out
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1 kol- 2014-03-07
Nah it was definitely Patrice. My brother and I quote the bit fairly often. He talks about how in black grocery stores there will be a fat black bitch in the middle of the isle parking her cart horizontally. If you even approach her she will say "I be done in a minute." White grocery stores have double wide lanes just so fat bitches can park horizontally and there won't be a problem. W/e you get the point. It was Patrice, but I don't remember what episode.
3 RKO36 2014-03-07
I remember a similar bit that may be the same one. He said in fancy white grocery stores a gay guy will grab your hand and then you skip with him to what you're looking for.
-16 99ovr 2014-03-07
fuck you
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1 bludmoster 2014-03-07
Thank you, fine sir!