Insane caller from today

12  2014-03-06 by [deleted]

I know you're on here. Please identify yourself so that you may receive the proper bashing.

46 comments

No, no, no. Please call again tomorrow.

Yes! Call every day! That was the best call of the year by far.

I need to hear him daily.

Best caller in decades, but aren't we forgetting the real victim here?

Already with his jacket hanging on a shaky nail, Bobo phonecalls now get knocked one more place down the batting order.

Levy too

That's when Bobo brings his A-game.

Opie: Hey, Bobo, this Jordan Kaye guy's coming up and trying to take your dummy spot. What do you have to say about that?

Bobo: -- ...and you know what's the worst part about this urine infection is? I can't even jerk off for two weeks!

I'm in favor of whatever keeps Bob Levy on hold. Fuckin' give it up already, Bob!

That guy ruled.

Bashing?

#TeamJohn

A good-natured bashing, if you will.

I think he wanted to brag that he pirated the movie and was able to watch it at home as many times as he liked. He kept slipping hints and was dying for them to ask. The crescendo of his master plan would be "Well you know Ant, I could bring all of these movies over to your place if you'd want. I can show you my secrets."

Yes! And he did offer to send a copy to Jimmy.

Dude. You were so fucking close wth your observation. He called in again and said he was around Ants neighborhood and had the movie on him and thought about leaving a copy of Her in his mailbox. That last fantasy you pointed out Anthony pointed out as well.

When he first said he hung out with Anthony, I was wondering if he was the freak that just showed up uninvited to The Compound. I remember Anthony said he did let him in for a beer but warned him that doing that shit would get him hurt, if not killed.

John was five min away from revealing that he sits outside Anthony's house fantasizing about being his friend

Who hasn't fantasied about that?

Who hasn't sat* outside his house fantasizing.

*past tense

I wanna hang out with Anthony. Fuckin tits all in the hot tub getting drunk

i guess youve never watched a LFTC party, theres maybe 3 trashy girls and 40 middle aged men singing karaoke, fucking tits alright, man tits.

And his big titted Sister Dawn

DUDE I SAID I'M NOT A THREAT (detonates bomb belt)

Just now hearing this caller as I saw this post. Fuckin' love this kid.

hey guys, what's trending?....muffled john show

The guy hangs out with Ant dude, relax.

Dude reminded me so much of Patton Oswalds character in the movie Big Fan, but instead of the Giants this dude worships O&A. Lets call him Johnny Fan

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He's like Big Fan if he was still up from smoking weed all night and decided to call in.

Can someone be a sweetheart and perhaps provide a clip?

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Someone needs to book this fucker on the next super show.

Too vague, did you mean the guy who watched "Her" 3 times, or the one who called during the discussion of mental illness?

Dude. Do you even have to ask?

Definitely! They should put him on again I was rolling.

Yes. He was hilarious. But he deserves a friendly trashing.

What are you talking about?

I thought he was great! Angry caller... loved it! I want more... he could have the PRE.

He has the autism of Bobo and the talkativeness of intern David

Son of Intern David

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i actually liked him too

His voice sounded like spike jonze in The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret.

I kept thinking this too. How else would he send them copies of the stupid ass movie? Like they want some shitty cam of it.

haha, maybe it was Spike Jonze.

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He needs to be booked for Super Show III asap

shut the fuck up bobo, it's john time

I think the fact we are talking about him, proves it was a good call regardless of opinion. The best calls are always when they get angry and dish it back. I've listened for ten years, haven't had the balls to call in... I did call into lftc and it went horribly, but turned it around on the fateful night with about 6 calls to Danny when he snapped

That guy was pretty chill and not creepy at all. Id like to make fun of him for watching "Her" 3x, but I never seen it and Spike Jonze and Joakim (not even gonna attempt to spell it correctly)Pheonix kinda rule, so even though it sounds shitty, its probably not. That dude was chill though, you guys are all too desperate for a new clown

Please identify yourself so that you may receive the proper bashing.

lol holy fuck calm down dude.

Best caller in decades, but aren't we forgetting the real victim here?

Already with his jacket hanging on a shaky nail, Bobo phonecalls now get knocked one more place down the batting order.

I'm in favor of whatever keeps Bob Levy on hold. Fuckin' give it up already, Bob!