Sat near young Samuel at the comedy club the other day.

30  2014-03-06 by [deleted]

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you should submit this photo to nat geo as proof that humans can cross-breed with muppets.

Wearing your own t-shirt? Ohh Saaaaahhm!

"You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy" --Droz

He wears his Not Sam shirts? Ewwwww...

Someone has to.

Of course....thats one benefit of having your own shirts printed up. Thats his "little taste".

You think he made one for Jess that she never wears?

She makes him wear it while fucking. She also makes him wear a Dubbya Bush mask. She just looks into "Dubbya's" face, down at the words on the shirt, and then back at the mask.

Anything to help forget the mistake she made.

He's "that guy"......don't be "that guy"

"Sleazy" often comes to mind when trying to sum up Prime Time.

I read "Ewwwww..." In Jimmy's voice.

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Everyone is overlooking the most important aspect of this picture. Dave Coulier is coming on March 28th!

Jess left without him again

Why not say hello? He seems approachable.

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Isn't it much worse to sneak a picture and then post it on Reddit?

you show up and it made him delete the comment. first Fez now reddit comments. Sam "The Destroyer" it is, then.

But he bothers us every day!

I think you should have went up to him with a "hellllo bbbbbbbbboys, love u, love the show, wish happy birthday to jimmy for me"

He woulda loved it.

Ahhh, I see.

Met him once... Really nice guy! Very approachable!

Wait that doesn't mesh with his on air personality!

Did you catch him flicking quarters?

mmm... dem ankles

I'd wear my own shirt. I mean not in public or anything...

Sammay! Love ya miss ya bruddah

And you pulled out your phone and took a picture of him from a distance? Faggot.

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This guy here knows a faggot when he sees one. You know what they say.... takes one to blow one.

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Relief pitcher or relief catcher?

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That's cock guzzla, and that's ya mother. Shes a nice lady with a deep throat is what Lamar always says.

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"young" sam

get a haircut hippy

Boy his hairline is disappearing quickly. He's either ending up with the Larry Fine look or visiting Anthony's doctor for the plugs.

you're creepy

Is your name Bobby by any chance?

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What show?

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That's cock guzzla, and that's ya mother. Shes a nice lady with a deep throat is what Lamar always says.