I figured out why reddit is so unfunny and trite. Redditors are all Cregg Shinkle. Check this link out and... Shinkle 'bout it.

0  2014-03-04 by [deleted]

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They're all sanctimonious "I would never do that, how dare people act this way!". Grandstanding at any opportunity and telling the whole world why they are more decent than their peers.

Which is why I love this subreddit, we are just a collective fart in the Church of Reddit.

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I agree but on the same note, look at the sub you took this link from. It is the least funny sub.

I saw your title and I thought you were refering to the mess that is adviceanimals. and sure enough you were. it's just a cesspool of WHO GIVES A SHIT.. but people reply and I lose more grasp on human interaction.