the stories with him and Florintine are the best.

Yeah those are great. The Vos stories are really funny also. "Flip a coin, the loser has to fuck her."

I flipped a coin for you, /u/ErrantWretch The result was: tails!

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Well that was strange....

You should change to your code to:

• find a thread, mark it

• reply to someone with the first part (say that you will flip a coin, so someone call it)

• wait for the first reply to your post with the parsed string: 'heads' or 'tails'.

• then tell them the result.

Otherwise there's no fucking point in flipping a coin, virtual or physical.

I flipped a coin for you, /u/trollbotix The result was: heads!

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Jesus Christ.

coinflipbot flip a coin heads or tails: heads you're a rapist, tails you're just a shmarmy cunt

C'mon coin flip, don't be a faggot.

When did they start saying shmarmy? I can't find it!

Bobby Kelly says it

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the load warriors.

Of all the famous people, comedians probably get the least girls unless they are huge. Jimmy aint huge.

Not anymore. Not since he's got to the gem and eatin betteh.

GONE TO THA FOOKIN GEM

Most of the fangirls might be a little older than Jimmy would like.

Heh?

You're thinking of Ant.

I remember one of the first o&a things I remember was jimmy telling about how he had watched this couple fuck that he met on craiglist. And how the girl was looking at him I think when she fucked the other guy.

It was on regular radio. I came in during the middle and took awhile to figure out exactly what they were talking about.

dude loves to be humiliated.

He told that same story again today

Im way behind. In my head that story is from 05ish.

Could be pretty funny that you brought this up and he talked about it today

Shortly after hearing that back then I started listening officially and literally havent missed a minute since.

So eventually I will get to today. So nostalgic I am sure.

I watch other couples have sex all the time too. It's called internet porn. It's the most beautiful, natural thing in the world.

It's where babies DON'T come from.

Flip a coin if your a faggot

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Chip a coin

whassat?

Other couple's what?

lol my bad

I think Jim Norton would bust out laughing if he read this; namely at the "all the fan girls" part

How can anyone be surprised by any sexual deviance Jim has?

He's got a little cuck in him.

They poured him into a jar next to the bed and he watched from there.

lol that reminds me of the time Patrice said, "Jimmy looks like any container you pour him in."

That was kind of the point. :(

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He still does, but he used to too.

If you've been paying for sex for two decades it probably just becomes a habit. It's like the Charlie Sheen thing. Sheen could easily get women that are more attractive than the whores he dates without paying one penny. But it's become a habit and a crutch.

It's similar to smoking. If you smoked cigarettes for twenty years, the only way to STOP smoking is to go cold turkey. You can't smoke once in a while, you have to quit 100%.

And it doesn't sound like Jimmy is prepared to do that. So when he's on the road he probably just pays for hookers instead of fucking girls he meets on the road.

Flip a coin if it's heads I'll kill myself

Flip a coin

I flipped a coin for you, /u/bambonk The result was: tails!

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lol my bad