I was bullshitting with my tenant last night and got to talking about his new truck driving job. I asked if he listened to tunes or what on the job and he mentioned this HILARIOUS local morning show he always listens to... who plays these awesome pranks. I was already thinking "oh no..." as he described how they pranked this guy into thinking the mechanic destroyed his Mercedes. It's no paleo cupcakes, but whatever. I could hardly look him in the eye. If we didn't have an economic relationship I would have spat in his face. It was eye opening to realize that this is the stuff that America craves, apparently. He's a 30-something pot smoking beer drinking dude so I found it surprising.

I hope Sam reads this reddit because this is prime Jocktober stuff. I just took a listen to one of their "pranks" online to see if they'd disclaim it at the end but unfortunately I wasted 4+ minutes of my life for naught. Here's a link in case any of you want to torture yourselves: http://movin925.com/jubals-phone-taps Ted and the Oregano was horrible NOBODY TALKS ON THE FUCKING PHONE THAT WAY. HOW CAN HE NOT KNOW IT'S FAKE???